PaddockLad

Spam topic, thought I’d cc you in mate but some power crazed mod deleted it no dramas 😆

Much against my better judgement I have been goaded into leading a dozen or so AFCB Bournemouth fans on an expedition to the far north for the game on 17 Feb. We’re leaving early Friday IN A FUCKIN MINIBUS (trains and planes prohibitively expensive) and we’re staying at the former Jury’s Inn on the Gateshead side of the millennium bridge. All Newcastle upon Tyne virgins bar me, obvs.. This has been an ongoing request from them since they came up into the prem so they’re expecting me to be host, compare, maitre d, wet nurse, counsellor etc etc…however, I’m as familiar with the nighttime economy of Tyneside as I am with sea of tranquility on the fuckin moon, if I’m in town am in the clock, the 3 bulls, the Percy etc etc so am looking for some pointers It’s been pointed out that after the game it’s Fury v Usyk and we’re looking to book something so we can watch it. I’ve come across this, does anyone know if it’s ok?… https://www.fatsoma.com/e/zp3ey9j0/tyson-fury-vs-oleksandr-usyk

Fuckin great night. Seen us play better but who fuckin cares Big shout out to @thebrokendoll for pre match beers 🍺 @Dr Gloom we thought about asking you but there was nowhere to park the hoverboard at the Prince of Wales in East Putney

Cunt was right behind us

You know where the toploader jizz ends up now the ridiculously lucky fuckin twat?…

It absolutely is… my old man was the village oracle, it was said in a public meeting once that something certainly wasn’t public knowledge as my old man hadn’t mentioned it he knew where all the bodies were buried and he’d left one or two himself

Too late…we spent most of 2016 doing just what you suggest not to

Fuckin hell man your old man was a fuckin card My old man didn’t go to the extent of phoning old flames up but he didnt have to really…he let it slip once that the old lady across the road who was then a Kirk Elder had been rifled not only by him but my uncle Bob too he chatted to her most mornings

There’s a chance but it’s unlikely. G grandfather was an itinerant gamekeeper and sprogged half a dozen all over the Borders but none in Kelso…if you can see this it’s his family in the 1911 census.On the second page you can see the birthplaces, the bottom 3 ie Maxton and Makerston could’ve conceivably been actually registered in Kelso especially Makerston… I got the census pic from https://www.scotlandspeople.gov.uk/search-our-records Youve got to buy credits but it’s not that expensive definitely cheaper than a month on Ancestry so if you’ve got details for the Kelso gadge I’d give it a go. I was astounded to find this census form. gutted I couldn’t show it to dad or his siblings . I also got my G Grandmothers death certificate on there, written only a few months after the census. The Laird unceremoniously kicked the family off the estate (Makerston) as he wouldn’t have 6 youths and a piss head father on the estate without their mother 😕 Edit: actually both G Grandparents were from Ednam (so was Captain Cook’s father, who Mrs PL is descended from ) which is only about a mile from Kelso…

Twa Ts is English likesay 😆

Has she done her tree?..

One T or two?

Go on then, this is going to be interesting NB: it’s not Withe, Monkeys Fist is just upholding a fine TT tradition in never forgetting absolutely fuckin anything, ever

There’s a lot of it about

In my defence I got home at 4 at which point the first can was opened, purely for medicinal purposes as I’ve come down with a severe case of CUP FEVER this weekend And you’re right, the player am thinking of sounds like Covid’s little brother

Fuckin don’t start mr just got out of fuckin bed!! 😆 give me a minute, I know the player I mean…

Surprised Spurs will apparently do business with us. As a loan he’s fine but he was replaced by Ndoggie who on current evidence is miles better. He was though dumped into the “not good enough” pile by Spurs fans last season but half of them have looked different players under Ange. So there’s little risk and a lot to be gained if Eddie can up his game by the normal 25-50%

The rest goes on extra security to keep Fist away from his missus when he turns up with the Sainsburys order

Do you think he’d take it before he’d go to Madrid? Ancelotti won’t go on forever. Am absolutely fuckin certain that the scousers would want him but in the end I seem to remember he couldn’t wait to leave..

Naglesmann is national coach for this summers Euros only, free agent after that 🤷🏻‍♂️

“I don’t have the energy”/“am getting done for noncing”

Crikey that’s a stroke of luck for your old man A mates dad was in Suez, drove and fixed trucks I think. Korea was another cunt of a posting. One of my dad’s mates went and never came back, he was the opposite to your dad, got backlisted and ended up there. Dad was involved in getting his name on to the war memorial in his village https://www.thesouthernreporter.co.uk/news/williams-sacrifice-is-recognised-in-special-eckford-ceremony-761256 My grandads cousin is on the same memorial but he lies in a commonwealth graveyard somewhere near Vimy Ridge..they added him at some point but there was no room on the front so he was covered in shite round the back and they only rediscovered it when the cleaned it up for the rededication