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Wasn’t there some serious darts players a few years back? Was it Harps & Shay? 🤔

We have and you’re on your final warning. Won’t tell you again

Do you have your own thread on Newcastle tactics on the combined metal detectorists/ 1980s sofa nostalgia forum?

I know nothing of what you speak…. keep your PIRA torture methods to yourself you filthy deviant

One finger up the ring from a stunning young blonde junior doctor with a very tidy nurse in attendance to hold my hand…it was more like a dream than a medical examination tbh

Yesh but doesn’t he moonlight on the last day of the window?… not that I watch obvs 😆 Someone will know the name of the poster on here who lamented that he’d took the day off to watch all the moves happen on Sky in the company of Jim and his players’ daughters/wives/GF’s sidekicks and next to fuck all had happened?

That’s one good thing about FFP…that particular Sky invented bullshit fest is left looking about as exciting and vital as a party thrown by the local bible group at an old folks home Message for Jim White and whichever nepotistically appointed footballers daughter he’s attempting to play footsie with tomorrow: go fuck yourselves folks, no one’s watching 🖕🏻

Claiming credit for predicting a defeat in a game we won is a new type of…. well, am not sure really…

He didn’t sound too enthused when Watkins scored either tbh, just a sad old cunt who should’ve been put out to pasture decades ago…

This week I have been driving around the mean streets of Dorset treating my lugs to this ya’ll

That gap that had been getting exploited appears to have disappeared without the need for a “6” as the young people call it. Fancy that. Players on the comeback from injury getting match fit and time on the training ground. The defensive line and midfield were far more compact tonight and at the weekend. Fuckin get in

Hi Guys

Studs up that’s a fuckin booking

Good game plan executed very well. Can’t remember the name of the little fellah that caused loads of problems last season but he must be injured and his replacement Tielemans has been predictably shit. Villa park like a morgue and our lot with their tales up. Hopefully precautionary with Isak ..

Farq…

Hes got a right foot like a fuckin traction engine

0-5 , Miggy hatrick and Almiron with the other two

am pushing to stay in Manchester tbh… tbf we have had an utterly blinding midweek in Burnley… it must be ages ago now, I remember I couldn’t persuade @Andrew to come for a pint with us and then he emigrated…not sure if those two things are related? 🤔😑