PaddockLad

Well done on not performatively taking the bait. It makes you soooooo much sexier 🥰

You’re wishing a Newcastle win so you can start the next thread? That’s a new low, even for you

@thebrokendoll’s thread starting quite superb there Not sure where @Dr Gloom has been this afternoon , hopefully he got a ticket at short notice and smashed the hoodoo right out the fuckin park

Looks like @Monkeys Fist’s hound

You’re right Dougie

That bench has two goalkeepers, two geriatric try hards and some children 😬 EDIT: that’s 3 goalkeepers

Gloom off to get some bread and milk from the corner shop

Yeah apparently the 6 week summer holiday is mostly spent dreading going back to 15 hour days trying to discipline some other fuckers’ wee fuckers

You’ve been at a game or two lately yourself as well. Am getting the fuckin NUFC Ticket Stasi on to you chum 🫵 @Howmanheyman @thebrokendoll

The club have taken nearly half the allocation for Luton Away the fuckin cunts 😒

Me and the now semi-permanent Mrs PL stayed at the Manchep Hotel on our travels in 2016. Is that where the fire is?

Employers or Employees or both? The bbc news department give pigshit a bad name

Sheff Utd our Saudi brethren oh and the scouse mackems desperate to piss the PL off

Gemmill blatantly now acting as media attorney

🤷🏻‍♂️

Grealish has just won the treble so he is now predictably regressing to the diving fuckin wastrel we saw at Villa. He’ll be at Solihull Moors in 18 months Gordon is made for that role but at the moment he’s highly unlikely to make the squad…

Because it was for free I did maths key stage 2 at the local tech towards the end of lockdown. So to my bitter regret I must on this occasion concur with both Dave and Gemmil on this one. If you’re adding a negative you go backwards. I know, I know …. I don’t make the rules on this though 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😒

Hmm…had to google that one…

Volunteer to wear one of those Mickey Mouse suits for 4 hours per day for the duration of your stay? I think you’d be a fuckin natural tbh

So on the morning of this meeting/vote the Athletic run this… which am reading as info already in the public realm (emails were leaked between DCMS & the PL during the time when the takeover was being blocked I seem to remember?) and also that (surprise surprise) we’re not in for Neves after all….the timing seems, how can I put this, “interesting”

Listen numb nuts, you know how this place works, ITS YOUR FUCKIN TURN now bend over and take the piss taking like a fuckin man

North Macedonia have set up to frustrate a disinterested England XI and paid off the VAR gang. 1-0 to the valiant descendants of the Alexander the Great the absolute fuckin shithouses. Maguire had actually given away a legit pen earlier in the half….

Yeah I only mentioned the reduction in armed forces numbers because “blanket issuer -in- chief” KCG was about to don his armchair generals uniform again and patronise us with his tales from the trenches and just wanted to cut that shit dead in its tracks. Fucker is plainly favouring a return to conscription should a Buenos Aires trawler get within 100 miles of Goose Green in the hope that the longer a south Atlantic war drags on the closer he himself gets to a call up

Are we talking task force again?? 😀 Do you want to have another think about it?

I see Gemmil like this…