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You’ve just described our basic saturday night circa 1986 with such uncanny accuracy you were undoubtedly there too A lass from Wooler stole a fiver from me, I can’t remember the exact circumstances but I can still see her vixen-like face 😒

Well that’s what I thought but I didn’t think you’d confirmed it tbh

Tbh no fuckers come up with anything that I couldn’t work out for myself… no one seems to have even heard of Mad Mick Edomondson DJ to the toon army, let alone where he performs pre match I’ve known all these >30 years , a couple since primary school (I was born in Poole where I live now, we moved north when I was 10) so I’ve always thought the saying” you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family” isn’t always the case, sometimes your friends pick you and you’re just stuck with the cunts for life 😆

Fuck them, it’s the hope of that sort of hot action for myself that’s taking me north in the first place 😀

Hes just talking Junk

They’ve been doing this since lockdown they toured nationwide and played Glastonbury last year, pleased to see you’re up to date with these things

Hmmm… I think I know what you mean, he looks ropey as fuck knocking out shitty cover versions. You can’t argue with his work on Heroes & Scary Monsters etc though

That’s what we want….Bruno ** NOW WITH ADDED EXTRA GOALSCOARING** and Harvey Barnes are going to reel both these gimps in…I’ve cast the runes, it’s all appeared before me…we’ll get a point at the Emirates and beat Maidstone United in the semi final of the cup and Liverpool in the final in Klopp’s last ever game as Liverpool manager

You’re unwilling to accept Howe’s selections. I am. That’s it 🤷🏻‍♂️

You don’t. But if you don’t want counter points whilst accepting that your general comments have some accuracy I’d suggest you don’t really understand message boards as well as balance in team selection and keeping changing rooms as happy as possible

You know all the reasons, you appear to be unwilling to accept that things aren’t going to be perfect, or even as good as last season, despite many people saying before a ball was kicked that this season might not be as good as last. One thing is for sure, that point probably doesn’t hinge purely on who’s playing left back.

We said all this last night Read what I’ve said, I largely agree. I also see what Howe is doing or trying to do in the absence of his first choice midfield. It’s called perspective and seeing both sides. Am a massive fence sitter. I often vote Lib Dem ☺️

So the ball being dinked over midfield yet again last night doesn’t count because Elanga out paced not only Dan Burn but our other defenders too?.. All I’m trying to say is football isn’t binary…. Howe might now be compensating for a more pourus back line by letting Bruno off his leash a bit more. See how this works?…

No! Football has to be perfect! It has to be 1 + 2 = 3. It’s not played and coached by human beings with all their idiosyncrasies, foibles and habits, it’s done by robots who should do exactly what you program them to do and you’ll get perfect results 🤓 PS Livramento started at left back for the 4-1 defeat at Spurs and the 3-1 defeat at Everton. Can someone please explain why we got beat in these games with the player who people are claiming to be the key to unlocking footballing glory beyond our wildest dreams ACTUALLY STARTING THE GAMES??!! 🤯

I can tell you why Burn starts, it’s because no fucker lets 10k whingeing unqualified big girls blouses tell them how to do their job. Oh and Tino covers four positions from the bench. You don’t have to agree, but this is the reality of the issue, Tino’s adaptability is why he’s not starting . Howe was criticised for being too loyal to certain players at Bournemouth and it’s showing here too. I can just about put up with it because I can see Howe is performing a balancing act, what he’s losing on the swings he must feel that he’s gaining on the roundabouts…

The only real aberration since they beat us on Boxing Day has been Luton, yes Liverpool twatted us; “quelle fuckin surprise” as they say…. we gave Man City a reasonable game for an hour…. We’ve been ok, far better than in December

That kids fuckin brilliant. I can’t understand anyone criticising him

Seen them given…

Wasn’t that under Steve Bruce though??.. it’s almost not worth mentioning

It absolutely is . Eddie hasn’t changed the way we’ve played despite not having the personnel to do it as we did last season . On a brighter note

Yep. And Joe W. I mentioned this before kick off.

I gave you an open goal there Mr “I want a defensive midfielder NOW!” and you’ve basically passed it across goal to an opposition player