PaddockLad

I’ll never forget the first day I saw it… I was maybe 11ish and I thought it had been dropped on to a football pitch from another planet It’s right next to the Gala RFC rugby ground, where we were watching Gala v Kelso but I didn’t watch much of the match I just couldn’t take my eyes off this massive fuckin carbuncle next door..

There’s a book you’d like here, I think QotS feature in it, written by a smoggie who lives in Scotland.. https://www.waterstones.com/book/stramash/daniel-gray//9781906817664?gad_source=1&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=863943&awc=3787_1707913557_38306248f3b4d0b9d85f98e1df32bfa6&utm_source=863943&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.octer.co.uk%2F

Who’s hallowed Netherdale ground I graced with my presence in my youth 😎 one or two games v John Collins ex Hibs, Celtic, Monaco,Everton, Fulham etc… Wait till you see the stand, it’s a fuckin doozy 😊 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-63426968

They’re Lowland League along with dear old Berwick Rangers nowadays. What you’re looking at there is the Highland League fixtures

❤️ For all TT lovers this valentines lunchtime

We’ll have someone else lined up already I’d imagine . Take 50 mill + 18 months gardening + Rashford + McLovin

Mr Raving Mad Gervaise the Hairdresser Mr Angry from Purley Sid the Manager Icons of our age 🙏🏻😭

I’d keep that quiet if I were you tbh

Big Paddy to turn up on Saturday to see his boy rip it up at SJP? 😀

I thought he was excellent against us in the carabao at SB

Keith isn’t standing for any AS shizzle

Can’t deny it 😞

An arch contrarian? 🤔

That’s a very interesting and painful point Me and my sister speak fairly Scottish, our younger brother to this day has a massive Daarset hangover to the extent that he sounds fairly South African to the untrained ear

You’ve just described our basic saturday night circa 1986 with such uncanny accuracy you were undoubtedly there too A lass from Wooler stole a fiver from me, I can’t remember the exact circumstances but I can still see her vixen-like face 😒

Well that’s what I thought but I didn’t think you’d confirmed it tbh

Tbh no fuckers come up with anything that I couldn’t work out for myself… no one seems to have even heard of Mad Mick Edomondson DJ to the toon army, let alone where he performs pre match I’ve known all these >30 years , a couple since primary school (I was born in Poole where I live now, we moved north when I was 10) so I’ve always thought the saying” you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family” isn’t always the case, sometimes your friends pick you and you’re just stuck with the cunts for life 😆

Fuck them, it’s the hope of that sort of hot action for myself that’s taking me north in the first place 😀

Hes just talking Junk

They’ve been doing this since lockdown they toured nationwide and played Glastonbury last year, pleased to see you’re up to date with these things

Hmmm… I think I know what you mean, he looks ropey as fuck knocking out shitty cover versions. You can’t argue with his work on Heroes & Scary Monsters etc though

That’s what we want….Bruno ** NOW WITH ADDED EXTRA GOALSCOARING** and Harvey Barnes are going to reel both these gimps in…I’ve cast the runes, it’s all appeared before me…we’ll get a point at the Emirates and beat Maidstone United in the semi final of the cup and Liverpool in the final in Klopp’s last ever game as Liverpool manager

You’re unwilling to accept Howe’s selections. I am. That’s it 🤷🏻‍♂️