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Reading some stuff on Elon’s cunt app.. the usual suspects appear to be suggesting that Starmer in his days as a human rights lawyer may have been in some way responsible for the father of the perpetrator of the atrocity in Southport this summer actually being in the country. Who knows what that would mean for public order after the carry on in the summer. Farage is behind all this, I think when Labour pissed the election he decided he’d have to destroy them using profoundly undemocratic means

To be a tiny bit serious; Trump’s victory will possibly see the revival of the Middle East peace gig where Israel and KSA pretend to be best buddies so they and Trump can wipe Iran off the face of the earth which had been stalled as its final sign off was imminent. It was put on hold due to the events of October 7 last year

And this bottom tweet might well be important for this country. Sarah Kendzior says the same. Nearly two decades of digital work by people actually trying to tell the truth is currently being destroyed by those in whose interests the truth is a huge inconvenience

Keep all this in mind and you’ll not go far wrong on Musk and the other wankers who inhabit this particular vile sphere of humanity https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/17/how-to-survive-the-broligarchy-20-lessons-for-the-post-truth-world-donald-trump

It’s downbeat and the lyrics are on the glummer side of melancholy but it’s still really good. I’d agree with Rents but I’ve stopped thinking about life as intensely as I used to. I honestly think that’s due to getting married in my lovely Paisely shirt last year

Scotland beat 10 man Croatia 1-0 in the most exciting game I’ve see them play since 1984. If we win in Warsaw on Monday we finish second in our nations league group and therefore would go into Pot no. 1 in the World Cup group qualifiers draw next year 🤓

Liverpool bought Ben Doak for 600k from Celtic….are they planning on him replacing Salah or would a cheeky 30 mill tempt them?

Here’s something that will unite all football supporters…. In utter fuckin hatred

This is fine

“We now cross live to Washington DC where President-elect Trump is assembling his team for government “…….

Tyson was getting beaten by bums 20 years ago

Shepherds pie is lamb, obviously 🙄

I have literally just been asked if the bridge is ok by the lovely lady on the Lex Autolease claims line. I thought initially she was Polish but she may have been from some unidentified African country. She had enough comprehension to delightfully giggle at the question ☺️

How’s your fuckin day going ya cunts? 😏

I think I have good news for you…. It’ll be subtitled as Marquez refused to sell the rights because he knew any adaptation would be in English. I think his son has done the deal and tbf to Netflix they’ve accepted the original terms…from this it looks great, from Dec 11 as far as I can make out, not sure if that’s UK

That’s the other side of the equation

Maddison was subbed at half time the other week with spurs getting beat, they turned it round and won.. He came off the bench at the weekend and they still couldn’t beat Ipswich at home.. Strikes me in the modern game with the way many teams are set up to press the opposition that he’s a luxury player who still doesn’t contribute enough going forward and definitely not enough defensively/in his team’s own half of the pitch. And now over to our good friend and colleague @The Fish who will prove me utterly wrong with some spurious 6th form stats he’s made up earlier

“PAPERS! NOW! SCHNELL!!!”

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Wow That’s it. That’s the review 😆 The only book I can compare it to is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson, just for its sprawling, virtually gonzo style.. it’s nothing like F&LILV but that’s the only other book that’s made me feel stoned whilst reading it. I don’t read read a lot of grown up fiction but this was fucking phenomenal ☺️

Tbf, Trump didn’t jail Hilary and he didn’t get Mexico to pay for a wall. He might well round up and interre(?) millions in camps run by his friends, it’ll be a new growth area of the economy when mid western farmers who voted for him are having to eat their livestock to stay alive

He’ll be playing golf while Musk does it tbf