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Its a funny thing with these brands like. YSL is uber-tendy in France, the YSL shops are staffed by 6 foot plus female models and there is always champagne if you are buying. Burberry is another one. Only worn by demure brunette super babes. I'd love to see some posh tart from Paris all dressed up in YSL and Burberry getting chatted up by some radge charver from Byker all in the same clobber.

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it. Sadly not, apparantly waiting for a new PC to arrive. I was reading over one of the 'gold' threads the other day when HTT went mental, was absolutely hilarious. Which one?

It was like a self-fulfilling prophecy as far as i can tell. The more noise about the idea, the more traffic he got and hence the more demand for space on the site. At 800,000 + visitors at its peak and payments for the adverts linked to traffic, he made a million. It was just a gimmick that created traffic.

Its their prevalence in France that put me off them tbh There's a difference between what I carry and what those Euroboys carry. I'm not talking about one of those tiny little rucksacks that they wear over both shoulders. The ones that are about the size of a scrotum and sit in the middle of their backs. Mine is just a proper bag. NAILS tbh. I dont know like, its a slippery slope. Whats next? Manrags?

Its their prevalence in France that put me off them tbh

Get the lot of them involved. Smooth Operator and the Manbags has a ring to it.

Your life is too dynamic to afford to be without one.

What about that bloke who won the world 'Scissor-paper-stones' championship in Canada the other week?

What category would you enter yourself in?

If you're going to work, surely a bag is acceptable on the basis that you need a load of stuff. I cant think of any other time a bag is acceptable. If you smoke then your pockets are going to be a bit full when you go to the pub but i always find a jacket pocket for my tabs leaving front pockets for wallet and phone. Bag to work is ok but bag to pub has to be a no-no. No?

The person who posts the picture of the knob is the gay one. The question i have is whether he could piss in a straight line and what % of piss makes it into the bowl? Wonder what sort of ratio he 'sprinkled' off?

Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing. Fat deformed good for nothing prick? Should have named it The Shepherd tbh

Not the first man to be defensive after creating a mess between his legs. Sounds horrendous. Is this you trying to bring the tone back up or something? Deformed Knob threads?

I've just woken up to a page about rimming! Gemmill brought it up not me tbf.

If her wiggins bridge is quite small it can happen by accident tbh.

Campbell? Or Primus? You must mean Primus... dreadlocks like Melchiot. Aye him.

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh. I'm not keen on champagne mate. Or poo. No accouting for taste (no pun intended). Never rimmed a lass then???

Cruz for girlfriend experience, Hayek for anal games tbh

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh.

I think the way that Martins was able to out-jump Melchiot and feed Dyer on sunday was very promising for Owen's return. Its his movement that isnt adapted to the english game yet. When Dyer or Zoggy pick the ball up and run at opposing defences, his movement is too direct outside the box. I think it was clear that he should have been making some gambles on sunday when in the box as he could have gone near post 50% of the time and he would have picked up chances. That is more easily taught. Its the movement in the last third that needs sorting too though.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want. With buff men?

On average, small-titted women will allow it in the back door more than women with big tits. This is fundemental truth known by all men deep down from experience. Makes the trade-off even harder.

Think this is known as a Moose's Knuckle - not sure if it will work so havent nested it in the post. Its the giant form of camel toe. http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mooseknucklezu9.jpg

It would have to be in BDSM gear (her not me) though, as lingerie + muscles = tranny.

I'm pretty sure i'd do her tbh. Her Bo Selecta puppet is amusing as fuck though.