Kid Dynamite

That £1bil figure is total bollocks. It's gonna cost us more than Everton's entire new stadium to add 13k seats in the Gallowgate and tart the place up?

It does appear to be a slow process. I also note that someone's figured out that we got at least 80k members currently. Surely that suggests we can afford to add more than 18k seats to the capacity in our new stadium?

I mean if I'm being a triple pedant, your post suggested Liverpool not putting the ball in the net during that play was due to your voodoo powers. I was merely pointing out that they did put the ball in the net, so it's a weird flex

I mean they scored from that play, if I'm being pedantic

Couldn't have gone better for us tbh

Trent out of the final hopefully

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Fairly accurate tbf

One last chance for a Salah injury tomorrow 🤞🏼

He doesn't even press the ball. Osula would at least run about a bit!

Let's hope we don't have to hold on to a 1-0 against Liverpool because our game management is fucking atrocious. No GK in their goal and we still fuck it up!

Not exactly a performance to get you up for a cup final

Wan Bissaka knows he won't go past him as he has no left foot. He's having the easiest night of anyone so far

Nah. He looked awful for England at LB

The ball dies whenever Tino gets it anywhere near their final third. I think I'd prefer Targett. At least he can swing the ball in the box

Coming up on Friday🤘 Booked into the Malmaison after to give our lass the above average night she deserves!

Not particularly. He's been shite every time I've seen him play

Moyes should be in with a shout for manager of the season. Everton were absolutely woeful under Dyche and he's managed to get a tune out of them

Pretty much every result going against us this weekend. Down to 9th. We need a win tomorrow!

Didn't Forest get a 2pt deduction for a £34m PSR overspend? Hindsight's wonderful etc, but I think I'd rather have kept Minteh or Anderson and taken the 2pt hit tbh. There's already a precedent set by the PL if they tried to make an example of us

Still sounds like a massive scam tbh

The biggest mystery is how a relatively rich and successful man can become THE single most insecure man on the planet

The stitching on that looks DHgate tastic tbf

Why the tartan though? Have we got some historic link to Scotland I've forgotten about? At least we've got the trefoil third kit next season!