Kid Dynamite

Summer transfer spends so far: Arsenal - €77m + Merino to come Villa - €176m Bournemouth - €104m Brentford - €80m Brighton - €171m Chelsea - €241m Fulham -€91m Ipswich - €115m Man Utd - €164m + Ugarte to come Forest - €96m Southampton - €95m Spurs - €144m West Ham -€144m NUFC - €68m. €57m of which includes a LB we already had and a GK we are trying to loan back out.

I'm all for having a decent 2nd choice keeper, but I pray to god there's more than this in the pipeline because a substitute Gk isn't going to solve the issues with our last 2 performances

I mean Lewis Hall, Tino Livramento, Sandro Tonali and Harvey Barnes at a combined total of £160mil were all signed in the last 3 transfer windows...

Brentford can keep Mbuemo on this showing

We've seen that picture somewhere before... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13768667/Premier-League-star-love-rat-dumped-wife-catches-sneaking-mistress-family-home-Ring-doorbell-camera.html Takes a special sort of dickhead to shag another woman in front of a giant picture of your wife and kids on the wall

We had been in talks but her turned us down apparently

I've heard that Trippier leaked his own story to the press about wanting to leave. Everton's interest was made up. There's been some interest from Turkey but nothing concrete in the offing

Not until the 2nd half. Then a rogue carrier bag and paper coffee cup appeared in the centre circle somehow

You heathens have obviously never dined in the windy city

Im not sure who that is? But Luke ONien was rubbish

I forgot to check They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get

Booked into Pigalos tomorrow to try a Chiago pizza pie

Survived the match. Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'. Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season

We weren't school mates I just remember playing football with him a couple of times at uni. He was a mate of a mate

Turns out Guehi was captain last week too (and at the back end of last season) so this means fuck all

Or fifthly...

We keep getting told a deal is close. It doesn't sound particularly close...

He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity"

My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him....

Not convinced Chelsea are going to let this kid leave