Kid Dynamite

Near perfect half. Not sure I can cope with the second half!

They're playing their 2nd choice keeper and 3rd choice RB.

Tight race for European spots after that Fulham goal

Teams in the Fairs Cup that season: Chelsea Rangers Panathinaikos Leeds Napoli Athletic Bilbao Liverpool Juventus Athletico Madrid Eintracht Frankfurt Zaragoza Sporting Lisbon Valencia Feyenoord Lyon Nice Fiorentina Dinamo Zagreb Bologna Basel Marseille Hamburger SV Slavia Prague Standard Liege AIK Grasshopper Legia Warsaw Damn right we are claiming it as a major trophy!

We managed to get relegated today

Given everyone in the other 5 pots who applied for a ticket got one, that doesn't seem an unreasonable criteria for pot 6. Also, not sure how 4 of UMs mates have never been to a game but managed to meet the pot 6 criteria?

Watching the Gabby Petito documentary on Netflix. Still on the first episode but it's definitely showing a different story to the one played out in the press. Ie: "Police negligence in not rescuing a vulnerable young woman from her abusive partner." He's obviously a creep, but she comes across as an emotional wreck, and the police seemed to go above and beyond when they were called to the initial domestic abuse call. edit - Onto episode 2. His parents are suss as fuck

Or Anderson. Especially after the season Forest have had. Likewise with Rashford. He's not even starting for Villa.

Nah. He's solid, covers 2 positions and is no worse than Dunk, Mings and the other shite that have been called up over the years

That's mental. He barely gets a game for a shit Ajax these days. Tino in the squad too

I mean they've had to use a NASA satellite in super slow motion to find the most minuscule of touches there. Robbed

But if they win this cup then the 5th CL spot disappears

Everyone's an ITK on twitter, but apparently the design is based on this exterior and this interior

Man Utd getting 2 dodgy penalties in the same game. The bias towards these clubs takes the piss

Because I can't be fucked on fighting 30,000 fans for an extra 7000 season tickets

That's the worry. The questionnaire they sent out shows they are going for a Tottenham approach of thousands of tickets being in lounges, bars, boxes so that they can charge a premium. So the increase in seats for normal fans wanting a season ticket for sub £1000 is looking at being an extra 5-10k. Which is minimal given we've apparently got 80k+ members

She retired and returned part time 2 years ago so she's one of the lucky ones really. But it means she will get 2 months redundancy rather than 2 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14495141/Newcastle-new-stadium-St-James-Park-location-Wembley-Leazes.html 65k new ground on Leazes Park, directly behind St James apparently. Disappointing capacity if true

I hope you're right. But the early signs are 10,000 people will lose their jobs. And there's a difference between not telling too many people about the plans so it doesn't leak, and announcing it on TV before you've even sent an email to the staff affected.

I suspect it's less about "sorting out the NHS" and more about "we need to find some spare £billions from somewhere to fund the defence budget increase"

NHS England being abolished. My Mam works for them. No-one knew it was happening until Starmer announced it on telly today. Musk-esque management

We are looking at different things clearly I see no evidence that the ball loops up or deviates in any way off his standing foot

Aye, and the ref had already given the goal, so there needed to be a clear error to overrule it. Also, if the GK comes off his line and saves a penalty, the penalty gets reset. Seems harsh that if a player accidentally touches the ball twice it's classed as an automatic miss.

A.Madrid robbed in that shootout

Most clubs have to sign themselves up for 10/20/30 years of debt to build a new ground. PIF could flip off the whole league to gift us £2bil so that every penny we make when the ground opens is profit. Probably not gonna happen, but it would be funny.