Kid Dynamite

Lucky we've got a £20m replacement on the bench

It sounds daft to say it, but all Barnes offers us is goals. Gordon might have scored less this season but when he's on form he terrorises full backs and drags the whole team up the pitch with him. I'd happily sell Barnes if it meant we could afford a Gordon type player on the RW

Shame. But getting £25m for Longstaff gives us as much PSR wiggle room as getting £70mil for Gordon (I think)

Tbf, there's a few extra pros who have developed early onset dementia and died earlier than they should have due to a lifetime of heading footballs. If they can knock a few years off that trauma then it's probably common sense rather than BEING WOKE

https://x.com/clarissaward/status/1866987136429531591 This feels staged for some reason?

I know he's not choosing to get injured, but it's beyond a joke now. Howe clearly doesn't trust Osula yet so we need to pray that Isak can somehow play every game this season without picking up an injury

I had a digital picture frame that did that about 20 years ago. Thought it was mint. Ended up in the cupboard after 6 months 😉

Some reports that the relationship broke down because Ashworth wanted Southgate as manager rather than Amorim

I imagine him deciding to keep Ten Haag and letting him spend £200m on this pile of shite isn't unrelated

No way That's made up for us losing yesterday!

West Ham's Antonio airlifted to hospital after a car crash apparently. Bad news

5 wins out of 15 games is shite. Season in danger of being of being over by January at this rate

Scrooged Rare Exports Better Watch Out Krampus Elf Nativity Home Alone Gremlins

It was only a good interview because Howe allowed himself to be asked difficult questions. There's not a cat in hells chance Klopp, Arteta et al would open themselves up to that level of scrutiny

As a Christmas film aficionado, I can confirm that TP&A is NOT a Christmas film

ASM isn't even getting a game for Fenerbache atm Kept out of the side by *checks notes* Oguz Aydin

I perused the Liverpool forum this morning. They reckon the referee gave us all the decisions

Trent's best mates with Bellingham and is seeing down his contract for a move to Madrid apparently. Van Dijk and Salah will be past their best in a couple of years and that leaves 2 very big, expensive holes to fill. Especially when they spunked more on Nunez than we did on Isak

Quite possibly. It was scorching at Silverstone!

I remember his first goal well. I'd been to see the MotoGP with my dad at Silverstone. Went back to a village pub after and watched us beat Spurs, before they changed the channel and we saw Stokes and Leach put on 76 runs for a 10th wicket partnership to beat the Aussies in the Ashes

I hate Liverpool, but I hope Salah wins the Ballon D'or next year. He won't though, as they need to appease Vini Jnr after Real spat their dummy out. Vini's best goal tally in a season is 24. Salah's beaten that 5 out of his last 6 seasons, and is on course to beat it again.

That Van Dijk decision is mental. Ignore that it should have been a straight red, the ball is still in play and he's poleaxed our player off the ball in the box. How the fuck haven't VAR given a penalty?