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Murphy needs his P45 in January mind

Bruno going to get sent off at this rate

I know Leicester are shite, but I've never known a team (us) look so good one week, and so shit the next

He's dogshit mind

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Not sure Murphy has done enough to be starting ahead of Barnes. Especially given we are playing his old club

Aye, but this happened last season and his replacements were noticeably worse! Dubravka is fucking awful at coming off his line and is perpetually stuck in 2 minds

Lucky we've got a £20m replacement on the bench

It sounds daft to say it, but all Barnes offers us is goals. Gordon might have scored less this season but when he's on form he terrorises full backs and drags the whole team up the pitch with him. I'd happily sell Barnes if it meant we could afford a Gordon type player on the RW

Shame. But getting £25m for Longstaff gives us as much PSR wiggle room as getting £70mil for Gordon (I think)

Tbf, there's a few extra pros who have developed early onset dementia and died earlier than they should have due to a lifetime of heading footballs. If they can knock a few years off that trauma then it's probably common sense rather than BEING WOKE

https://x.com/clarissaward/status/1866987136429531591 This feels staged for some reason?

I know he's not choosing to get injured, but it's beyond a joke now. Howe clearly doesn't trust Osula yet so we need to pray that Isak can somehow play every game this season without picking up an injury

I had a digital picture frame that did that about 20 years ago. Thought it was mint. Ended up in the cupboard after 6 months 😉

Some reports that the relationship broke down because Ashworth wanted Southgate as manager rather than Amorim

I imagine him deciding to keep Ten Haag and letting him spend £200m on this pile of shite isn't unrelated

No way That's made up for us losing yesterday!

West Ham's Antonio airlifted to hospital after a car crash apparently. Bad news

5 wins out of 15 games is shite. Season in danger of being of being over by January at this rate

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It was only a good interview because Howe allowed himself to be asked difficult questions. There's not a cat in hells chance Klopp, Arteta et al would open themselves up to that level of scrutiny

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