Kid Dynamite

Fucking Mummy!?!

Apparently we've agreed to sell Dubravka to a Saudi club but have asked if we can keep him for the next game first. I can only imagine we are getting a few mil for him otherwise it makes no sense to sell him whilst he's our first choice fit keeper and is out of contract in 6 months anyway.

Neither decision was as contentious as Gordon having his nose smashed, off the ball and in the box and not getting a penalty, so fat Ange can shut the fuck up

The actual handball law. None of which applies to an opposition player spanking the ball off Joelinton's hand down by his side

35pts after 20 games btw. Wasn't that long ago we were chasing that for a full season under Bruce

13 mins of injury time. WTAF?

Commentators fucking desperate for an equaliser

10mins ffs

We need to get a hold of this game. Son and Maddison are going to increase the pressure on our back line

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

You wonder whether Kelly might have been a better option at CB. Give Botman the FA Cup match

Ange starting the victim complex early today

No way should this be disallowed

Gettin!

Fucks sake. I'm telling you, this is a decent attacking line up. It's not going to be a walkover

It's rife on the private market. I know a shit load of nurses/doctors who do Botox on the side and are now chucking out Ozempic scripts outwith NICE guidance on minimum BMIs. Ive dropped about 16lbs in 4 months through diet and exercise and i'm 42, so it can be done if people could be arsed.

Keeper and Bergvall aside, that's a fairly strong starting XI tbf.

Both can be true. Ozempic has done more to cure obesity in 12 months than any other drug in 120 years. The company who owns it made about £12,000,000,000 profit from that one drug last year.

It's a good point like. The gammons didn't like the European courts meddling in our politics, but are quite happy for a fucking car manufacturer to have a say

They'll probably pull a Boro in the morning https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2008/dec/20/middlesborough-pull-out-with-flu

Flintoff isn't a natural front man mind

He lost the plot a long time ago, but he's gone full Parky in the last 3 months. He's got a "Free Tommy" tweet pinned to his twitter page

Words fail me

Boo hoo, I've got to go to work after 2 weeks off Fuck you all. Some of us have been at work all over Christmas!