Kid Dynamite

I had a works night out in Sunderland just before COVID. Ended up in somewhere called Arizona which I assume is a late night bar/club. The bouncers were letting people in wearing tracksuits and trainers. We had an autistic lad out with us who is an "enthusiastic" dancer. I literally had to follow him around the dance floor he was getting that many dirty looks off the locals he dared get close too. Genuinely one of, if not THE, worst night out I've ever had .

So where does Ruddy fit in that scenario?

At least we are getting the retro jacket like the other 6 elite teams

So much for us being one of the Adidas "elite" clubs. They've just announced trefoil 3rd kits for 5 of their elite teams (excluding us and ?Roma) https://football-italia.net/del-piero-adidas-juventus-2024-25-third-kit/amp/

I still can't get my head around the John Ruddy signing. Even if it was all agreed before the signing of the Notts keeper, we already have a crap 3rd choice keeper who never gets a game in Gillespie. Now we have two of them.

Purposefully making an example of the lot of them. Why don't think we've had no more riots since?

These takwondo fights remind me of when I'd watched Karate Kid as a 12 year old and would challenge my sister to a fight after

Took the commentators 14 replays to realise the Jamaicans had dropped the baton. Amateurish

I mean he plays there for his national team https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Datro_Fofana

Honestly thought he was anonymous today. Thought Kelly Was our MOTM. He looks classy

Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad

Lends more credence to the suggestion they may try for Pep next Summer

I wonder if Neto to Chelsea makes Madueke to us more likely?

West Ham seem to have agreed a deal with Nice and flown Todibo in for a medical within 24hrs

Tobido and Summerville probably do tbf.

Girona and Brest coming up this weekend. Both finished 3rd in their respective leagues so should be a decent test for us.

West Ham close to hijacking Juventus bid for Tobido apparently. They've spent a fortune on Kilman, Fullkrug, Summerville, Guilherme already, with all 5 potentially slotting straight into the starting XI

She's a WAD for 55 mind

Alternatively we've signed: - a kid no one has heard of - a striker no one has heard of with no goals last season - a geriatric keeper - a keeper who can't get a game ahead of Mats Sels - a player we already had - a CB on a free who's perma crocked

Trust in Eddie and all that, but that's a comedy set of transfers so far

We announced a player an hour ago

Restored a bit of my faith in humanity this. Nice reminder that the facists are a vocal minority and most normal people don't hate people because of their religion or skin colour

Almost makes you proud to be British

Looks like the Nazi's have stayed home tonight. Maybe the prison sentences have put them off...