Kid Dynamite

We are taking the piss today

Hopefully

We've got a chance to break records today, against. A Bournemouth team with 6 kids on the bench, and we haven't fucking turned up

City casually dropping €80m on a striker to warm the bench

Missed another one in injury time

City are taking all the risk. If Haaland does a Wilshere or Sterling and massively drops off the pace in a few years he's still going to be raking in mega bucks and City will be stuck with him.

Maybe we are further ahead in talks with a RW replacement than we are for a CB? A big money move for Mbuemo/Semenyo, or maybe that RW from PSV we were linked with?

We could do with a second

Murphy hasn't half turned a corner in the last 10 games mind.

Is this the best team we've ever had technically? I can't remember us knocking it around teams like this ever. Even in 96, Barton, Beresford, Gillespie etc weren't at this level.

I've just been reminded of Southgate giving Gordon 60seconds in an entire tournament. The shit c*nt

They are very compact. We need a bit of magic to play Isak through their back line

Bruno having a shitter so far

Wolves are lower in the table that they should be mind. They've got some good players. It's not going to be a walkover tonight

Howe went for Kelly because he was the 2nd best CB available on a free after Tosin went to Chelsea

If rumours are to be believed, and Kelly is in our top 5 earners in the squad, this is a no brainer. Miggy and Hayden have shown how hard it is to move on average players for a decent fee, so even if we had to go short for 5 months and sign a replacement in the Summer, I'd be up for it.

I would hope this is us negotiating rather than refusing to sell. We've pleaded PSR poverty for 4 windows and are being offered 8 figures for a reserve CB. Take the money and invest it in a long term replacement for Schar

Aye, Liverpool and City don't just have strong first XIs, they've got £50m players on the bench to bring in when players pick up injuries. We've currently got Lloyd Kelly, Sean Longstaff and Miggy Almiron. Hopefully some of our academy buys will come to fruition in the next 2-3 years to save us some money

They've hidden that thread now

Also good of them to do this slap bang in the middle of a transfer window.

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway

Dubravka is 36 on Wednesday.

They might as well sign Chris Wood to get on the end of these set pieces, because that's the only way they look like scoring atm!