Kid Dynamite

bloke goes to the zoo but when he gets there hes gutted. they only have one animal and its a tiny little dog. he goes straight back home and tells people not to go cos its a shitsu. (shit zoo!!!!! for the slow among us)

de la europena, he was meant to be coming to us every year for about 6 seasons if you listened to the chronicle

did this ever actually happen then?

done nowt since him and kovacevic got sociedad to the top of the league a few years back tbh

lynn off eastenders managed to have a fit fromalcohol withdrawal about 14minutes into her time there

not as good as my cult tbh

anyone see peter andre and jordan singing on children in need? Jordans voice is surprisingly bearable!

So you've gone from a gun crime directly to bombings and racism based entirely on location. The poor woman's died serving us because of a couple of low life's, let's not turn it into another racism rant thread eh? Normally when a person dies people offer condolences, even Eddie Guerrero got more respect. RIP 58012[/snapback] get a grip dickhead. i lived there for 3 years, im entitled to my own opinion. my post was about the fact that west yorkshire isnt a very nice place at the minute, racism, gun crime etc. etc. wasnt starting a discussion, get rid of that chip on your shoulder and wind your neck in!

stoopenduss!!!!!

quality game. 3-2 to arsenal at half time, their defence is worse than ours! wigan cant finish for shit like, should be 3 or 4 up by now. funniest part of the first half was roberts pushing fabregas who nutted camaras shoulder and looked like a bullied 14 year old as he collapsed in a heap on the floor

balls, we are going to get shit on. ameobi and elliot up front!

leeds, bradford is getting worse for gun crime. i used to live round the corner from the july 7th bombers in leeds. not a nice place to be at the minute, so much more visible racism around than there is up here

Fender, Gibson? Electric, acoustic? 57903[/snapback] Electric - Gibson SG, ebony.. £509.99 was the cheapest I could get it, but with Christmas coming etc I really shouldn't have bought it. My mam's going to go mental when I tellher she has to be in the house when it gets delivered. 57905[/snapback] angus young wannabee tbh

well i used to read the times but since they released the tabloid version its put me right off, i just dont look as cool carrying it under my arm on the train. so now i read the sport.

the first paragraph was cut and pasted from the sun website tbh

would have paid good money to see that. or maybe him winding up his middle finger!

eddie guerrero has just pegged it. In the last 10 years we've lost British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith (39) , Mr Perfect Curt Hennig (44), Ravishing Rick Rude (41), Owen Hart (34), Brian Pillman (35), Big Boss Man Ray Traylor (42), Miss Elizabeth (42), Yokozuna (34) and Crash Holly (32) - all before reaching their 45th birthdays. surely there should be some sort of inquest into this. football, athletics, rugby etc. all have doping tests and hefty penalties yet these guys eat steroids for breakfast and get away with it. its not exactly a secret that some of there are unnaturally muscular is it? 10 dead wrestlers in ten years from heart problems as a direct result of steroid use. im sure they have plenty of pressure from there bosses to be as large as possible. im not even a fan of wrestling, but imagine if ten premiership players had died like this in the last ten years, there would be hell on!

Gossip on the Beeb reckons Ballack is off to Madrid. 57689[/snapback] I know, they got it off me obviously

given ramage babayaro bramble boumsong nzogbia nobby parker emre owen ameobi lets hope this is one of those 'big games' that ameobi actually seems to be arsed about playing in and that boumsong can go 90mins without falling over in the box at a crucial moment. fancy us to nick a draw or failing that at least to get a goal or two.

didnt see that one coming like! he was still one of their better players and they dont have a decent replacement. id love it if ballck went to madrid now what are the odds on the smith being the clubs resident gobshite from now on!? he was sticking up for what keane said last week, bet hes shitting it now!

well im talking about in comparison to house of flying daggers, crouching tiger etc. which critics acclaimed as the best martial arts flicks ever. The fight scenes are ten times better and there are no computer effects either!

bloke went to a zoo, but it wasnt much cop apparently, the only animal they had was a really small dog.... ...apparently it was a shitzoo

Any one seen it? best martial arts film ive ever seen and im not even a fan of the genre!

when did you become board spokesperson tbh?

41 and 15 is wrong im afraid. plain and simple. im 23 and dont look at 15 year olds and wish i could shag them so i fucking hope i feel the same way when im 41. and as for saying most 15 year olds dont have any innocence lft to rob is hardly a defence is it. maybe not in newbiggin hall but a lot of lasses are still pretty innocent at 15, most of the lasses in my year at 15 were still virgins and its not right that a 41 year old should take advantage of that, let alone be given a job in the public eye and get given a million pound salary.