Kid Dynamite

Would be nice to have a bit of luck for once like. We've beaten Forest, Chelsea and Arsenal twice on this run and still end up with fucking Liverpool in the final!

Still, 2 cup finals in 3 season is good!

Man Utd's Martinez has done his ACL

We are barreling towards the storyline of this movie tbh. Trump potentially setting up a PIF to buy TikTok so that he will have Musk/Zuckerberg and all of the major social media platforms behind him. Proper state controlled Russia/North Korea shit.

Would be typical Newcastle if he's fucked his knee 3 days after we sold Kelly

Just came on here to post this. What a line up! They can't all be playing full sets though!? Desperate for a ticket to this

I don't believe him. So £30m of sales keeps us on the right side of PSR? Who the fuck were we selling if we'd bought Guehi on top of that?

Yeah. That £20mil gives us the first installment of a £100m signing on a 5 year contract, but we've still got to find the extra £20m a season for the next 4 years to keep paying it off.

The Saudi's can build stadiums in 6 weeks with minimal casualties from foreign labour. They just need to petition the UK government to relax the health and safety regulations around the build.

She wasn't

Speaking of which, why the fuck aren't we using our sister PIF clubs to bring in a loan or two?

If getting tickets wasn't hard enough, the club are now offering half price memberships for the rest of the season

Luke's been looking at my professional blueprints

I saw the BTTF musical in Manchester when it first came out. It's mint! Off to see the Stranger Things show in the West End in April As for Indians, my British Indian doctor mate took me here last year when we were at a conference together in London. Looks like a youth club inside but it was full of Indian families and the food was lush http://www.lahore-kebabhouse.com

Man U leaving £100m+ worth of strikers on the bench to start with Mainoo at no.9 and lose 2-0 at home

What a move for Kelly btw. Living in Turin, playing CL football with Juve.

If we can get cash for Trippier and Krafth in fit again then I'd be tempted to sell. His best years are behind him now and he will be on big money. Not sure who is plugging the gaps on the bench like!

Liverpool would be my worry. Saudi's are interested in Nunez, Salah is potentially off too. They would see Isak as the perfect replacement. They've also managed to earn £80m just from winning the CL league stage already this season, so PSR won't be a problem for them.

Could get a decent sized ground in there

One option could be to build into Leazes Park and the fields beyond (which aren't part of the conservation area I believe), and then use the SJP footprint to gift back the same amount of Leazes park land we've used. The 2 pieces of land are nigh on the same size

I dont think the fields at the top are officially part of Leazes Park (looking at the blueprints I posted in the top post)

That's the gamble, because another season with no trophies and no Europe is when Gordon, Isak and Bruno start looking elsewhere

The option to buy is £40m

Which is the criticism the club got in the Summer. We were all in on Guehi and when it didn't come off we were left with nothing to show for it and no alternatives. If Mbuemo is our target in the Summer, and there's decent cover options available on loan in the mean time, then I don't see the sense in not being in for one of them. If Murphy gets injured on Wednesday then we are into square pegs in round holes territory with Gordon on the right, Joelinton on the left and Willock/Longstaff starting in CM