Kid Dynamite

I was successful but now in a queue with 4500 people?

He's also Eritrean, not Somalian

If VVD and Salah follow suit, Liverpool are fucked next season. City are on the wane and if we have a big Summer I wouldn't put it past us having a push for the league

I see Joey's Brazil got spanked 4-1 by the Argies overnight. Given the talent in the squad they've been shit for a while now!

Walked past him on Dean street on Sunday funnily enough

His wife had to make up some bollocks story that one of her friends must have tried to remove her from the argument with Joey and it was their fault he elbowed her in the head.

In the least surprising news of the day...

I'll drop you a PM @Monkeys Fist

Pretty sure we only allocated them 1000 seats

Imagine these happening under Howe https://x.com/skysportspl/status/1366520157372375046?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ https://x.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1160831285201428480

Remember when it was noted on social media that Jones was pretty much calling the shots from the sideline during our games. Cue Bruce banishing him to the dugout for the next game, the thin skinned twat. edit - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/05/bruce-hits-out-at-conspiracy-theories-over-newcastle-arrival-of-jones and the list of excuses in here https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9210069/Steve-Bruce-insists-Newcastle-showing-signs-improvement-Graeme-Jones-appointment.html

I shared that last week man

Had to be done!

Gordon injured 🤦🏻‍♂️

Foden is neither a left winger or right winger. Bowen and Gordon must be sick as chips

The rest of the team is awful! Foden and Rashford on the wings and Konsa starting ahead of Guehi

I wish there was one of these for every player https://x.com/NUFCThreatLevel/status/1903082885738868873

Aye, it's all a bit prawn sandwich brigade, but letting 200,000 radgies turn up to the town moor for a piss up is probably a recipe for disaster. Anyone who has been to the Hoppings after dark knows it's like a scene from Mad Max.

Glad to join Swansea and Birmingham as the only clubs in 20 seasons to break the cartel

The US immigration system is fucked. My brother in law has a green card and used to be a firefighter in Florida. He moved back to England and his green card automatically expired after he had been out of the country for 12months. Fast forward a few years and the whole family booked up to go to Disney Land. A couple of months before we flew we all applied for ESTAs/VISAs. His got declined because he had a green card. They wouldn't let him back in the country because it had expired and said it would take 3-6 months to formally rescind it. The poor fucker ended up staying at home for 2 weeks while we all went on holiday!

Did/does me no harm

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£40m for a 17 year old 😳

Clicked on the Brentford tickets when I woke up this morning and there was one sitting free in the Gallowgate end 😊

We probably CAN afford to give him mega wages tbf. There isn't a comparable club in regards to how sharply our income has risen in the last 3 years, and that means we have wiggle room to keep our best players on higher wages, even when "bigger" clubs come calling.