Tom

Real Madrid have turned his head

Getting beat off Huddersfield who are constant relegation battlers. Jack Clarke must be touring the Bernabau facilities with Jude Bellingham

Palace 1-0 up vs Chelsea who look utterly shit

The BBC aren’t biased gloomy

1-1 Not bad…

The commentary team have said “this is absolutely not a David Moyes performance” about 5 times.

Probably about 20,000 West Ham fans have already left! Cockney Stevie in there somewhere

In a derby as well

And he’s by all means a complete cunt on the field Sign him up

Bruno got sent off that same challenge in the league cup

GET IN BRRUUUUNO

Burn starting after boxing day

“It’s a desolate shithole full of cunts, I rent in Newcastle but still have to work here, I cant understand the people, i feel so far from home, I had a kebab for breakfast yesterday and a man offered me a can on the way into training, he probably shouldnt have been driving that taxi”

I could hear Guardiola before. It’s very rare you can hear a manager shout over the players & crowd!

Are Man City’s crowd on tramadol? You wouldnt even think there’s a match on

Man City’s bench for this game

They’re cheap though $2400 AUS, whats that about £200?

The Dark Dove is a Russian Big Muff! I'll definitely give the Zendrive a blast like!

Fine! Northern England : Newcastle/New Zealand Cockneys : Manchester

Did it take them that long to measure?

Manchester isn’t the north

I think Eddie has broken Villa

Ah class, i’ll get watching! I just need a little more flexibility for live. Right now Ive got a Tubescreamer into a “Dark Dove” as a drive and it sounds unreal mind

Got you! Whilst we’re on about Helix’s @Gemmill… Do you know of any possibility of err extra buttons to stomp on?