Tom

I mean obviously

Shearer with his foul moooooth

The evil Saudi one is my favourite.

Championship whipping boys

And the gas and electric is going up again in October.

You’re all just lucky Ant didn’t show us where the “DELETE FORUM” button is.

aye to run the social media

I wouldn’t have minded seeing it take a few years tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

Christ imagine who he would have signed in January

£4bn for these cockney scamps. That has to be a record for a club and can’t possibly represent value.

Yeh we adopted that “nothing can possibly go right, Ashley is here forever” idea. Genuinely never thought he’d ever shift & there’d always be something that tied him to us. Even if the PIF deal was going to be straight forward I could have imagined him asking for an extra £150m before the ink was dry in some act of sabotage.

Forgot all about Penfold. What an odious little prick he was. So typical of the Ashley regime, a tea boy promoted for loyalty rather than ability.

Jesus Christ. That was something I’d forgotten. England are canny mint now so you just can’t imagine it.

Probably Andy Carroll?

James Justin

They just pick random players from southern clubs I think. Maybe he’s a canny card player or something.

Trippier called up

They’ll get absolutely smashed. All of the clubs still getting parachute payments & the clubs just relegated will annihilate them

Tbh I found the Grealish thing quite funny. He was just slagging anyone off that came into his head, including his team mates. Clearly had a good drink & was just having a laugh. Nothing to fuss over.

“Make sure their odds are hilariously confusing, to the extent they’re carrying Callum the staffie down to the bookies to bet him on promotion, thus securing another economic annum terriblis on wearside”

If you offered me 60-1 on then going up I wouldn’t take it. Those odds are insane

Uber Mensch

“They’a not classsy, weeee are”

“Labour will raise your taxes”