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My brother and his girlfriend have got it....I gave them a lift back from the airport yesterday. Luckily I'm absolutely nails so will carry on as normal.

I reckon we should replace the magpies with penguins

Class

Aye they can't just go away, have a nice time and come home

There's a lad in Durham wanted £75 for a setup. I told him where to go

welcome to Crystal maze!

The Russians, despite being mental cunts, are right about a few things. Their foreign Secretary said something along the lines of "the British government aren't interested in the welfare of the British people, only winning the next election" Who will know them better than the hand that feeds?

I'm not sure a bullet would do much hes looked dead for years.

A moustache doesn't errr sugest criminal tendencies at all ...

I doubt it...I can't see why there would be!

Why are people queuing for a membership they can buy at any time?

Starting to think this lad deserves his own thread

Damn this guy was ahead of his time

I was at that gig

They'll have forgotten how to lose. It's going to be funny as fuck for the first few weeks of the season. They'll have Bobby Hill on the dole before a firework goes off. Espcially if we come flying out of the blocks.

Spoiler - Heerenveen won 1-0 & Botman was 19 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Am I the only one finding this both absurd & distasteful? I don't think I'd ever like to leave hashtag SJP and also whilst we are selling tickets we could perhaps add a few seats via safe standing & they would probably suffice. All this talk of increasing SJP to 70k or moving to a 90k giga stadium are absolutely absurd. Plus have you seen Spurs new stadium? It's full of craft ale, pop corn vendors & expensive sweet shops on carts. I may be stuck in the past but lt looks horrible on the inside. We should maybe get some bigger tellies & make a pint easier to get. Run before we can walk etc

Sunlan playas shop at Poundland marra

It's absolutely disgusting that a football club can be sponsored by a company that the owner also owns! SPORTSWASHING!