Tom

He never missses

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Stoke are absolutely minted too so it's a no brainer for Neil.

One of the problems I've experienced with constant powerlifting is that it gives you an absolutely massive muscly arse. All them squats and I feel like I could balance a plant pot on the fucker.

Sam Fender at SJP with his black and white guitar the mackem fume will be enough to end the energy crisis

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What about Schar getting bundled over in the box? Nobody is talking about it so I don't give a fuck what decisions seemingly went our way, we seldom get fuck all from refs. [SWEARING]

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Good work @Dougle!

I wonder why we'd be telling people we couldn't afford players 🤔

Surely they wouldn't want a player who is STEEPED IN BLOOD MONEY 😡 Unless they change their mind when it benefits them?

Yeh I was with my mate @JonTheMagwho hasn't posted on here in an awful long time and he was looking to get a retro shirt. They had nothing in the club shop at all & the only ones in back page were genuine retro and cost about £200. He ended up with a home shirt, which is proper smart in fairness. Just seemed strange the only NUFC shirt you could buy was Castore but if I ordered one online they wouldn't deliver it for 7 weeks or something. I really hope the club make some effort on the retro front, the idea of having FUN 88 & Noon in the same shirt doesn't suit me and I'd rather have a shirt without a sponsor on at all!

Has anyone noticed that NUFC retro shirts have disappeared recently? I know Toffs had licensing issues but a lot of other mainstream places including the club shop don't seem to have them. It may be the club trying to maximise revenue & releasing official retro shirts rather than selling score draw replicas.

Is that why "soonlan flag lads" or whatever they call themselves have spent the last 6 months desperately trying to recreate what we do and failing? Remember when none of their flags for Wembley passed fire safety

I haven't used them for a while incidentally, they're great to have but my neighbours don't seem to have been bothered about my playing recently. So maybe the daughter moved out again, who knows? I couldn't get away with the looper on the Waza but I could probably have another go tbh. I just put the Wireless receiver into the pedal board and plugged the guitar in normally. Obsessed with this little fallout at the moment. The tones are just fantastic & there's so much clarity/dynamic range. I got it very cheap but would have felt it was incredibly good value even at full price.

They're knacked like Liverpool haven't had the best start but they'll put four past Man U. I can't remember seeing many teams as lazy as them.

I thought the ref was absolutely awful tbh, we did well to play through it.

I'm not a well man today I actually went to the match for a change, can't remember ever seeing the ground like that. The atmosphere was absolutely insane. and as for the performance...it was really something and that is my level of analysis. That free kick 🤯

I love how much of a shithole the away dressing room is like