Tom

Waddles accent Mackems MKII getting beat off Forest Green Rovers.

Looking forward to the update! I had a lot of big ideas about what to do with the Helix but I've honestly been addicted to the default firmware and the tones already on there. I haven't bothered with the sonic exploration it was intended for yet...but I'm having so much fun with the default sounds, looping them and mixing the them up etc. Absolutely a 10/10 purchase so far and I've barely scratched the surface

Just a reminder that this is still a thing 👍

Moyes is absolutely shite tbh

"It was a getting a bit sticky so me an the old Krays brothers went to hideout at an old buddies of mine in Hereford. Ronnie Radford..." S. Wraith

"Ottoman Empire"

Palace completely sold out... That feels weird Also I'm going again for some reason

There was a rumour that a lad from Uni that he was an undertaker. Turned out he was just a goth that lived near an undertakers.

We should be taking all 3 points here and I hope we do purely because of how much of a cryarse the Southampton manager is. Last time around was class. Get the match postponed and then our new signings turn up and lash them. One with a back heel volley

The closest they'll get to a Derby is us playing them in the pizza cup again at this rate

Scored a handball in an U21s game where they started 4 first team players and still didn't win FOLKLORE

We didn't get a stonewaller in the 3-3 either. Schar was absolutely wiped out

Is the Chelsea game where we should have had a penalty and their eventual goal scorer should have been sent off? There's a good few draws where VAR knacked us.

Fucking hell lads I've just checked and all of the goals vs Villa were scored by players signed by the previous owner. This has really took the shine off the result for me. I'm quite upset now. #readytogo #dubai #turkey #mancityarefine

Not applicable to Man City however...because....err.. and training in Dubai is fine cause errr... and using Saudi owned twitter is fine cause errr....

A quick two minute browse on their thread over there and I think you can honestly say they've lost their minds. I think they know that a lot of the shite they're spouting simply isn't true but it makes them feel better so out it comes. Posting Daily Star articles saying Bruno is off, saying "there'll be tears" when it all goes tits up but then when we're successful there'll be an Asterix (sic) over our success. Just like their favourite club Man City....no there won't. That's not how sportswashing works lads,

Sportswashed mag scum. I was in a pub in CLS after golf the other week and an advert came on for Fury vs Chisora and two blokes sitting adjacent, quite clearly mackems owing not just to their linguistic disposition but the fact they were 6 pints deep at about 3 o'clock on a Thursday... "that's just fucking sportswashing that man" The fight is in London

He's morphed into one of the Stockholm syndrome east stand lads. Whenever we concede "I fucking telt yeh, I fuckin knew that was coming man " Simultaneously buzzing and devastated.

Yeh we could have had 10 yesterday Wood missed a bit of a sitter, we hit the post, we hit the bar. We were absolutely relentless. I'm baffled as to where Aston Villa fans confidence comes from given their record here is absolutely atrocious and they've just lost their manager. They were soundly beaten and offered us little trouble. We were organised & intense. We didn't get the rub of the green and still smashed 4 past them. The lads were having fun.

Anyone got a river?