Tom

Yeh imagine a low budget version of that

I don't know how to respond to this. Good luck with the...football/Knight combo thing?

Turns out the owner of the football team they're playing is a member of the Saudi Royal Family and a former minister of defence.

I wasn't even talking about the human rights aspect of the tournament. It's just that people I know who go to those places, Dubai etc tend to be insufferable. Going on holiday sober and having your picture taken in front of a fancy car isn't my idea of fun.

If you're the kind of person that goes to Qatar you deserve it

This just happened today btw despite my birthday being a couple of weeks away. I'm made up. Wore it to the pub and a bloke gave me absolute daggers. It gave me severe happiness

We should lend them a few players

Some of the sportswashed mackems on RTG are saying it's a "terrible PR move" As if anyone on earth bar them could give two shiny shites what Sunderland are up to. Hold the press

Bahahaha Mental gymnastics incoming

My cousin got me the Saudi kit for my birthday! Absolutely buzzing

Interesting that the FUN 88 Logo doesn't make an appearance on the shirts in that photo.

Love these from the club shop but they can do one for £75

Can't get Deliveroo here, only had a brief blast at VR down my cousins &...wait....what!?? I've come some batteries you can have. For a price.

I think it's a "top 7" now - well all the way up to 20 depending on how Liverpool are doing.

Honestly couldn't care less about this fight. It's a waste of everyone's time. Same with Joshua/Ruiz III Who cares? British boxing has made a joke out of itself

I'm still laughing my back off at all this Di Canio revisionism. "ayehuhh marra wah chased yuhm outta the club man, ahm tellin ya!!"

Christ that's a typo and a half

31. Fucking hell. We scored 44 last season and we aren't even half way

MONSTER ENERGY NAMED AFTER MBS WHO THE GEORDIES WORSHIP [Exile]

They've already decided to boycott I think

Thing is....we're a million times more appealing now than when we were when Howe signed. So whilst he's been absolutely superb, he'd be replaced by an elite coach with a better reputation. (Not saying they'd be better mind)

Adam Pearson paid for a blue tick

They paid the england band to attend and behave a certain way