Tom

Of course.

What a fucking moron

New Title - also Vivivenne Westwood died about 5 minutes ago. Selfish Cow.

Into these pudding nonces

To be fair I could barely see But I thought "if I open that whiskey I'm getting wrong" turns out it was for me anyway but that's not the point!

Was staying over my mams for Christmas as it's an easier drive to visit family. Got back from a night out and hit the spirits cabinet...only one was open. Brandy, "three barrels" or some shite. I woke up and she said "Thomas have you been at that brandy? It's for bloody cakes man!" I am a man of taste.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION

How's about that for pate you Fox nonces

I got some golf lessons for Christmas. 3 hours worth. Can't wait

Double Time on here

That's Howe's "not this Pearson kid again" smile.

Have a good one everyone. Thanks for making this place what it is

It's so long ago I can't understand why they're still obsessed with it. If we'd been out of the top flight and even as low as the third I'd take my medicine and shut the fuck up.

Sounds belter! Have a good one

He's had an appalling career given his early promise but he's certainly not fallen that low He'd want some serious money too...

They're so weird man

The idea that there's "blood on our hands" for supporting our football team is absolutely absurd Call it what you want but it you're standing on that moral high ground anything less than a comprehensive boycott of everything Saudi makes you look a cunt. Also get youself down to BAE in Sunderland where they make the bombs, have a protest. That's if they're bothered like...

Bloody hell Thats a nice replica

Saudis have bribed the football league marra, asterisks & obelisks the lot marra am tellin ya

It's all gonner end in tears marra AM TELLIN YA