Tom

He's Brazilian He shouldn't drive when he's drinking

The owners described it as a "devastating blow" which in fairness is a great pun.

She shouldn't have been in the club, it's the bouncers fault!

I was howling at some of the comments like. From lads telling posters not to get upset over a potential league cup win because it's "only going to get worse" to posters saying the Saudis have fixed the competition etc etc They're deeply mentally ill and all their worst nightmares are coming into fruition just as their own club mimics Joplins Department store or the bridges in entering a permanent blandness personified by Mowbray himself. Donald and Charlie salmon pants clearly still own the club & the grain manipulators son isn't allowed his pocket money. If they do go up they'll no doubt break their own low points record.

Into these kettle chip cheeseboard nonces

The allocation will be about 33,000

Jill Scott is a proper turncoat mackem

Got you! I didn't really give it any attention, could have been a VAR thing or something

Was it? I thought it ended 3-0

Yeh once they start purring they can be unstoppable, as we learned at SJP.

I have bet on Man City to qualify. I'll still be upset if they do the sportswashing cunts.

I know Man City still have a very good chance of winning this but the RTG thread on this is absolutely poetic. Shitting themselves.

You can have 1 x Hope

🚨 DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP 🚨

Really enjoyable evening last night. Atmosphere was a little flat at times but insane at others. It's weird because being in the stands I was quite tense but when you watch it back we absolutely pissed it. So happy for BDB, I was in the leazes and the way he took it was sublime, so much so I couldn't believe it was him.

@Gemmill

Haha Ive been grafting sadly. Had a vindaloo for dinner so I might use the scarf to blow the guff away.

I think we're going to have to be patient tonight, we're not going to have them beaten in the first five minutes again and I can see their fringe players being up for it. Hopefully their poor following and our atmosphere/scarf carry on can push us enough to get the result. Managed to pick up a Newcastle vs Bruno scarf at backpage so I'll be waving that about like A GROWN MAN.

Especially as he had a massive £35m hint in the shape of Carroll.

"I was in the Sistine chapel on my lunch & and I saw Micky clarting on stretching a canvas, I said listen bonny lad don't bother with that, hop up their & paint the ceiling & we'll get away for a pint. The rest is history"

Or draw and keep them piling up even more.

It's to appeal to the young people of London to stop stabbing each other to death. "Who'd want to live in Newcastle?"