Tom

I’m still queuing out of some forlorn hope. My cousin got in 10 minutes ago and nothing was available but I’ll keep trying.

Put Ketamine in their milk and then set fire to their house. They’ll have no idea what on earths happening!

I’ve been in L7 the past few rounds. It’s how I discovered I need to lose some weight.

I was thinking I might have a can of tango. As a treat.

4295 in the queue

Especially as he’s left them absolutely in the shit and he’s not getting any of the blame. Their squad should be comfortably mid table & he displayed the exact same form last year.

I often wonder why Southampton is A. Very Tory & B. Also a shit town then I stop wondering and think about the tyne meandering beneath the most beautiful of bridges. Of stotties when you could buy loads of them and freeze some. Of rafferty’s selling beer so cheap on match days you genuinely wonder of their profit margins of putting these Tory nonce southern freaks out of the cup and SOMEHOW winning the final for now….an early night

“He’s like Gazza & Beardsley combined, plus after spending several days wearing zero ear protection in a loud industrial environment prior to his signing I can’t even hear his scouse accent!”

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The two teams ahead of us You couldn’t make it up.

Im enjoying this, because apart from Everton spending over half a billion pounds it’s pretty much exactly how Newcastle United was run by Ashley. The idea this combover nonce hasn’t even started “drawing up a shortlist” is absolutely insane given Lampard’s obvious lack of ability.

Well I’d rather play Forest like

aye

They weren’t allowed to do the card display in case they threw them on the pitch

Stealing our songs is it

Boro should have had a stonewall penna

They’re spawny as fuck in derbies man, it wasn’t a foul and it was outside the box.

I thought that Stewart was supposed to be good? My mate is a mackem (boooo) and at the game…..loads of people are wearing Dry Robes!??

Both of these clubs are absolutely shambolic mind. Best football in forty years marra/whatever they say in teeside