Tom

I heard all chipshops are gay and of an ethnic minority.FACT

The Offspring - Smash

Considering we are worse than boro thats hard to laugh at

mint like

Trivium - When All Light Dies

All it took was mindless violence

Class

in the same way that robbie williams has made the greatest album of all time according to smash hits readers eh? Not really...no

Three successful albums tbh.. and one of the best british made albums ever..

Fair point I actually know sweet FA about him, like I said I couldn't tell you a single song. As for calling him a loser well in my humble opinion some muppet who goes to courts court all the time for assault and drug related crimes is a loser I wasnt debating the fact he's a loser good musician though.

Yeh tell us what you know about him not what your told in a bid to sell newspapers

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1992 on a summer's afternoon... Fucking 'Sky boy' Nation Of Geordie, Renton. Portly Freddie's cult along the lines of Nation of Islam. Whats sky boy? Hmmmm, just in case I am not being set up by you lot, I shall explain 'Sky boy' 'Sky boy' is a term used by Leazes to anyone who he believes began supporting NUFC when Keegan was manager and SKY were obsessed with us. When you used 1992 in your version of Blaydon Races, I used Leazes' 'Sky boy' term for you - in jest. Crap, I know, but so is most of this thread - something I claimed it was right at the beginning Aye i know the 1992 joke, hence it being there just never heard the term

What did Gemmil say like?

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1992 on a summer's afternoon... Fucking 'Sky boy' Nation Of Geordie, Renton. Portly Freddie's cult along the lines of Nation of Islam. Whats sky boy?

1. Howay 2. That's disgusting 3. Pfft. Come over here and learn something about cold. 4. I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1864 on a summer's afternoon... Sure I got something wrong there, wrong date perhaps? And many Geordies are originally Swedes...or something. Many Geordie words resemble Swedish words...for example bairn-barn. And remember: You're home is where your heart is We regret to inform you that your application to join the Nation Of Geordie has been REJECTED Your singing of The Blaydon Races was far too close to be acceptable (if you listen to some of the fuckheads who were born and bred around Newcastle sing it, you would understand what is required ) And the bairn - barn thing is interesting. Our local term for home is pronounced 'Yem' (someone can tell me how it's spelled correctly) whilst the Norwegian word is Hjem. Also, our word Gate is a Scandinavian word of the same for road, I believe. You're still rejected, though I went to Blaydon Races, it was on the 9th of June, 1992 on a summer's afternoon...

It is a joke. We seem to get all the bad managers, luck, wasters, shit defenders,shit tea ladys and injuries in the world

Has anyone seen Rabbits? Its mad as fuck

Led Zeppelin 1

'Get Back Harper, I want to Go in goal again!'

thanks fuck

Parker in

Shepherd Out. Roeder out. Tea lady out.

come on, this is daft like

where is everybody getting the photos from?

[Throws Rope/] The sound of Watford Equalising