Tom

“Nurse! He’s trying to phone Pep about Jack Clarke again!”

Was he playing?

Why is it being recorded and released less than 24hrs after the game?

I found it bizarre they’d want to pander to the mackems of all teams A shit football team in a shithole place, with a shit stadium.

I always thought it was weird they stuck Peter Crouch on the front without asking him.

Tbh if the ref had done his job it probably would have been. Instead we cruised to a 3-0 victory like it was a training match! However will we cope

Mowbray to Birmingham

He tried to do the same thing to Isak in the build up to the penalty and he was left for dust.

He hates mackems

He’s promoting a podcast I think

This happened at SJP during the err “SELA Cup” & they just took cash instead. Which was awkward as I didnt have any

I despised every second of the match & felt relief when the whistle had gone but I’m enjoying the #content and fallout absolutely loads What a ridiculous club sunderland are

Should have just deleted it

This is absolutely hilarious

There’s not a luckier team in the sport than liverpool, it’s genuinely a phenomenon.

Its such a shame Juandy Carroll turned into Messi for 10 minutes against us, he’s utter shite.

I see Arsenal with their “who’d wanna live in noocarsel blud” fans are once again wearing their Spurs kit asking the locals to stop stabbing each other to death

It’s not really the kind of game an individual could have heavily effected though. Roberts is obviously some young world beater who they’ll sell for £50m but he could’t change the entire pattern of the game. We controlled the entire match & only really loosened the leash at 2-0 when “Linton” went off

Cartographed by Steve Marshall-Barnes

£10,000 of it was from Dreyfus, I wonder what he was thinking?

L€$t we £orget

I don’t think he was great yesterday & it’s a testament to how well the team played that he couldn’t be targeted as a weakness.

Every time a mackem discusses this match our squad cost goes up another £100m Now its a “half a billion pound squad” they were “never going to get near” Funny that because they’ve been saying for years who they’d beat us etc etc

He didn’t play the ball & grabbed both the player & his shirt to the extent he fell on the floor. The rules state that it’s a red card, if the ref didn’t get a good enough view the linesman should have flagged. Hume also should have been sent off.