Acid

Old Boy 9/10.

Decided to bet tomorrow, and have discovered a decent treble. Turkey (H) @ 5/6 to beat Romania: Romania are very weak, they failed to qualify for the World Cup 2010. Some really disgraceful results aswell including, a 3:0 defeat to Lithuania at home and a damaging loss; 0:5 against Serbia. The atmosphere is far from optimistic. This year friendlies were also bad: In addition, they've lost three times (against Israel and Macedonia at home and Ukraine away from home) and won once (against Honduras at home). T/5 urkey have there strongest squad available, and are playing at their new national stadium, also with Hiddink in charge. Ukraine (H) @ 6/5 to beat Holland: Only one player from the original side that reached the finals of the World Cup remains (Micheal Vorm, a reserve keeper). Argentina (A) @ 4/5 to beat Republic of Ireland: Although they have no current manager, a very strong squad has been selected. I can't see anything but a win for the away side, who are at a very persuasive price. £10 returns £75.

Always makes me "lol" a 24 year old lass betting on Norwegian part timers pmsl I donno why it just does. Astonishing price. I'll be having some of that. :D Money is tight for all these clubs outside the top flight, there'll be no under 19s crack for many of them like us at Peterborough. Boro in particular 10/11 to beat Chesterfield. Boro fans expect them to be Brazil, losing 3-1 at home, you think for one minute Strachan will risk embarrassment, it'll be near to their best side (other than a few on international duty) 10/11, which is why I done them in a double with the Portsmouth bet tonight. Anyone that's won money tonight back Boro tomorrow, 10/11 oh dear bookies. Boro will be missing 4 of their Scottish contingent who are on international duty (Boyd, McManus, Robson, & Thomson). Also Tamo Kink has been called up by Estonia, Willo Flood is out long term after being injured against Ipswich, and Gary O'Neil is a doubt. Which you've mentioned and I'll probably go with it in the end. Plymouth at EVENS, seems like a nice bet. Goalkeeper Rob Burch and forward Ben Burgess are doubts for Notts County and they may look to call upon a few youngsters. Teamtalk is saying Plymouth may look to field a similar side to that which just saw of Southampton. Notts got thumped at the weekend by huddersfield. If Notts were at home again, I could see them wanting to improve upon that result for their home fans but the away trip will be too much. I agree. Peter Reid's sides always battle like fuck regardless of the competition, he likes the LC he had the SMB in two Semi's iirc. On the other side of the coin Notts County lost 0-3 at home on Saturday and as the old saying goes were lucky to get 0. I think I'll stick a few quid on Plymouth tonight, but I must stress the LC 1st, 2nd and 3rd rounds are gamblers garveyards. You always get games like say Forest ay 2/7 losing 0-1 at home to Barnet, happens every year. I've went Plymouth, Forrest and Boro. £10 returns £68

Always makes me "lol" a 24 year old lass betting on Norwegian part timers pmsl I donno why it just does. Astonishing price. I'll be having some of that. :D Money is tight for all these clubs outside the top flight, there'll be no under 19s crack for many of them like us at Peterborough. Boro in particular 10/11 to beat Chesterfield. Boro fans expect them to be Brazil, losing 3-1 at home, you think for one minute Strachan will risk embarrassment, it'll be near to their best side (other than a few on international duty) 10/11, which is why I done them in a double with the Portsmouth bet tonight. Anyone that's won money tonight back Boro tomorrow, 10/11 oh dear bookies. Boro will be missing 4 of their Scottish contingent who are on international duty (Boyd, McManus, Robson, & Thomson). Also Tamo Kink has been called up by Estonia, Willo Flood is out long term after being injured against Ipswich, and Gary O'Neil is a doubt. Which you've mentioned and I'll probably go with it in the end. Plymouth at EVENS, seems like a nice bet. Goalkeeper Rob Burch and forward Ben Burgess are doubts for Notts County and they may look to call upon a few youngsters. Teamtalk is saying Plymouth may look to field a similar side to that which just saw of Southampton. Notts got thumped at the weekend by huddersfield. If Notts were at home again, I could see them wanting to improve upon that result for their home fans but the away trip will be too much.

Your Father greets you at the door in a brown waistcoat, he confesses he has a niche which he'd like to perform on you behind the red Biffa bin. He whispers it in your ear in a sleazy manner. Kevin repeats what his Father said to him in his head, he has a thing for eyes in particular, well you could call it a sweet tooth, with a purple background and a small incision, he concludes with a sigh and comes to the decision that Father has a very nimble tounge.

I bet you say that to all the ladies No need to, I have a sexy accent Shame you haven't got the conversation to match it, eh? Coming from "shackbleep". You must be a hit with all the ladies Ahh but how would you know Kevin? You have no idea who i am do you? I work with you Tell you what like, imagine you in your first day at work. Fucking black tight T-shirt, accompained with a gold badge and a chrome finish. Meanwhile, stinking of Lynx Africa, fucking bricking it on the walk around the street, then once you've turned that corner, BAM! That McDonald's sign hits you like a cockslap, in which you begin to resemble last night's previous ongoings when you were branded by your Fathers wicked stick. You begin to sweat, its normal right? You start to tell yourself, in an unconvincing tone. You go on about my father and his wicked stick. Tell me Acid, did you have a friendly childhood? did your uncle norris reguarly bring out the whip? You seem sick inside, almost as if you've seen unmentionable things as a child. Did daddy beat mommy because she was too saggy? Judging by your posts something fucked up happened in your childhood, something fucked up indeed.. In a frantic sort of swooping motion, Kevin decided to continue, he had to continue, otherwise he would suffer the consequences he'd be served that very evening. He knew that these consequences would be severe, and he'd know it in no time at all, his Father was quick to dish out punishment, quicker than the time it took Jean to serve a medium coke with a dash of pus.

I bet you say that to all the ladies No need to, I have a sexy accent Shame you haven't got the conversation to match it, eh? Coming from "shackbleep". You must be a hit with all the ladies Ahh but how would you know Kevin? You have no idea who i am do you? I work with you Tell you what like, imagine you in your first day at work. Fucking black tight T-shirt, accompained with a gold badge and a chrome finish. Meanwhile, stinking of Lynx Africa, fucking bricking it on the walk around the street, then once you've turned that corner, BAM! That McDonald's sign hits you like a cockslap, in which you begin to resemble last night's previous ongoings when you were branded by your Fathers wicked stick. You begin to sweat, its normal right? You start to tell yourself, in an unconvincing tone.

Bit of a lost cause here Andrew, might aswell prepare a team for FIFA 11.

Where is the enigma that is Kevins mother option?

Doubt you'd say that if you were at the game tbh, seemed more of an unnecessary personal insult with the banner being introduced.

I can put them on down in the bookies beside me but i wanna do them online. Just a get a member of your family (Someone over 18 who wont rip you of) to open an account. Betfair the best. When you open a new account you usually get free bets as well. Not one of my family members would allow this, especially considering at times you may become overzealous (common when you've lost) with their money. Wait till your eighteen Kevin, or alternatively get your arse round the bookies. This. Nobody in my family is gonna let me enter their bank details to use as i wish. Do you bet online or bookies? Bookies.

£5 on Portsmouth (-1) at 7/2.

I can put them on down in the bookies beside me but i wanna do them online. Just a get a member of your family (Someone over 18 who wont rip you of) to open an account. Betfair the best. When you open a new account you usually get free bets as well. Not one of my family members would allow this, especially considering at times you may become overzealous (common when you've lost) with their money. Wait till your eighteen Kevin, or alternatively get your arse round the bookies.

Age Verification through your bank details.

£10 on Portsmouth to win at 6/5.

Another reason why Aston Villa are of no great significance, laughable club in my eyes, the only team apart from the obvious. I would take great pleasure of seeing them relegated, but I would refrain from making a banner to ridicule them, they would do that to themselves as their spiral of demotion would be continuous.

Happy Birthday!

Patrick Dempsey, what a mug.

Did this moment touch you Kevin? More so than your Father playing a overzealous game of dot to dot on your spotty arse.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle" Kevin, to my suprise also recently revealed to me that it wasn't a birth mark on his penis after all. Yep, your ma's vanny has teeth. Dirty bitch. A pound of iron just hit your mothers face, it was more of a smudge than a slap, if you get me.

A technique he likes to call "The Chinese Freckle" Kevin, to my suprise also recently revealed to me that it wasn't a birth mark on his penis after all.

He also has a very unappealing habit for spreading butter with his stained middle finger, it's safe to say though Kevin will be an acquisition that will fit right in.

Aha. Something like this then? "I can confirm Kevin worked for the council for 3 months in the mailroom and I have no hesitation as recommending him as for the position of Burger Flipper (trainee). Kevin's attendance record is good and he has generally been an asset to the team. He is occasionally prone to high spirits and there was that unfortunate incident with his arse and the photocopier, but they all do that, don't they? And the Christmas party with the Diamond White and Agnes (my middle aged secretary) but that was all just a misunderstanding and Agnes didn't press charges as it turns out. Kevin is generally clean and tidy and has a high boredom threshold so should be well suited to the food preparation industry. He might like to start washing his hands after going to the toilet however as we had some complaints from staff about the envelopes." Better?

The Mummy. Never seem such a memorising transition of creature to sand in some trippy sleek way for such an elegant exit. Impotent, I mean Imotep walking around in a waistcoat sucking his victims dry of sex wee in return for 25% regeneration per vicitm to human in search of his fantasty love, Anaksunapoon and sex ornaments to give the ritual a proper opening. Thumbs firmly up from me!