Acid

You wouldn't beat me. Thats a fact.

Done and dusted.

Sorry, just got a feeling its gonna go all tits up and where going to sign nobody etc...

SSN: Hasnt even been completed yet. Wtf?

Has Taylor came our way?

N'Zogbia on the phone. Setanta Sports News he's finally gone!

Craig just confirmed the Bent swap for Oba is a total load of bollocks and deals are ongoing. Well lets here about them then?? Honestly believe Lovenkrands and Nolan are the only signings this window, tbh.

+1

Thats thrown the spanner in the works. Simple: When the fuck is the Isomnia deal going to be finalised? I seriously believe the deal will fall through.

Swap Oba for Bent? Is he fucking mental?!?!

Davenport looks set to join the mackems.

Update: Several things on the go...

Two bids accepted for Dos Santos. Possibility one of those bids could have been from us?

We've lodged a bid for Micheal Johnson. According to SSN: Why the fuck didnt we just add him in the Shay Given deal?

Yeah, when he said we just deserved a point I cursed the cunt several times.

Goodbye Given. Thank you for the 11 years service.

Perhaps: Giles Barnes: Good youngster with potential, a cheeky loan bid. Do think even though Fulham are doing alot better than us he'd rather come to SJP. Shay Given: May seem stupid i do feel he may stay for some reason even though everything is linking him with a move away. Johnson and some cash would be welcomed nicely. Veloso: Go on Mike, you know you want to.

Bad day at work, perhaps?^

I can't, his ego won't let him stay here where JFK obviously has no respect for him(rightly so) and the rest of the dressing room will be getting increasingly sick of the little twat But doesn't he see it as a step-down? Previosuly he was quoting the likes of Arsenal, Villa, Spurs etc... Its all seems rather unbeliavable that he regards himself highly and wanting to goto a 'big' club and then settles for a club who have a shit stadium and shit support? Doesnt make sense, hope the cunt suffers like Domi.

However, knowing Le Sulk I can see this all falling through at the last minute because of that big-headed cunt.

SSN: Fee agreed with Wigan for Insomniac and Taylor coming to us. Great business, Le Sulk will learn his lesson the ugly frog.

This VitalNewcastle guy is slowly boiling my piss.

Defoe's just been ruled out injured for 2 weeks. Might improve their chances of relegation, cannot see it mind.

Funny enough I was thinking the same thing. But he's a boring cunt and im not sure if I'd want him here.

Talks are ongoing according to SSN. Some cunt mentioned he was 30? I was suprised to see he's only 24 and a cheeky 800k sigining of his calibre would do nicely.