Acid

Chelsea winning 1-0: Ballack scored, assist from Kalou.

Portsmouth winning 1-0: Kaboul the scorer, with a top corner shot.

Boro now winning 2-1: Bates the scorer.

Wigan winning 1-0: Mido the pedo shoots on his left foot, but should have been saved. Man United winning 1-0: Scholes scores a glancing header which end ups in the bottom corner, assisted from Rooney.

Pro Evolution legend tbh - every shot was garuanteed to be a goal.

1-1: Manucho header assisted from a Barmby cross.

Middlesborough are winning 1-0: Tuncay scores from a rebound. Currently chilling in 19th.

be handy if we could sneak an extra man on like Perhaps Chris Foy could help like, we've won our two away games when he's been in charge.

Rather nervous about this one like... SSN showed the height difference between the two sides, and those Delap throw-ins now look even more threatening, praying that Bassong will start. I fancy the 4-3-3 option, with Carroll being the target man, hopefully on the flank Beye and Guti work well. Prediction: 0-3, confident after watching Rovers match. Owen (2) and Martins, and its Setanta and we all know how shit they are. Mute button is compulsory!

4-0, the substitute David N'Gog has headed in from a few yards, a good cross from Carragher which was then headed across goal from Lucas, in which N'gog converted. This is really what we need, there GD is now, -19.

This also throws Rovers into the dogfight with as it stands a -18 goal difference, whilst our goal difference remains at -15. Hopefully: Bolton, Portsmouth and Sunderland all lose. However, not sure which way I want the Boro vs Hull game to go, perhaps a smoggies victory.

3-0, Agger has just scored one of his rockets again, really should have been saved by Robinson. The day has started brightly for us and hopefully it continues...

Never really been a great fan of boxing games overall, however this looks a must-buy. A coincedence that I've just ordered a new 40inch Samsung (Full HD) and its released near my birthday!

2-0, Torres scores his second with a darting header, assisted by an Alonso free-kick.

Mascherano should have finished his opportunity there, just shows how he's the most over-rated player in the Prem. 6 yards and a free header and Kuyt heads it straight into Robinson's arm, Jesus wept.

Torres has just scored a dreamer. 1-0 So far, so good.

My Ultimate Team - Manager: Rafa Benitez LB: Abidal CB: R.Ferdinand CB: Milito/Colloccini RB: Zabaleta RW: Messi CM: Fabregas CM: Xabi Alonso LW: Petrov CF: Rooney ST: Eduardo Bench: Modric, Senna, Perrotta and loads more.... Club bagde: Barcalona Home kit: Bayern Munich Away kit: Inter Milan

Remove Fallout and throw Oblivion in there. Btw, Gears of War >>> Gears of War 2

From the toon Ive got: Geremi, Collo, Jonas and Nolan. Eduardo with Cruz leading the frontline, with Abidal at LB. Rather addictive!

I really now believe that our relegation to the Championship is pretty much confirmed. For the first time, once Nasri scored I actually felt like bursting into tears, it was typical really, we created enough chances to win the game, however per usual we where put to the sword. Harper (6): Had a decent game, a great save to deny Van Persie. However, he lacks a certain urgency, to quickly throw a ball out to the wingers to create a counter-attack, something we relied upon when Shay was between the posts. Enrique (6): He's no longer a nervous wreck and is beginning to deal with the pressure. He had one shakey moment, when there was a high ball and he was the last man back and failed to header it away, and instead air-kicked. Bassong(7): Composed as usual. The only positive i can find from this declining and abysmal season and if he's seriously injured then all hope for PL survival is gone. S.Taylor(9) Saviour. Two heroic blocks which stopped Arsenal from converting two clear-cut chances. A shame he went off injured, considering it was his position which left a gap, which allowed Diaby to score. Colocinni(5): His 'ghost-tackle' sums him up really. Really is beginning to become Boumsong's successor. Beye(6): Played well enough considering, he's been out of action for ages. A relief to have him back tbh. R.Taylor(4): Poor. He can only seem to cross and even then he wasn't up to scratch. Was furious with the decision to play him instead of Jonas on the wing, at least Jonas can take players on, Taylor however is just a reality-check really and having to come to terms with the type of players we attract nowadays. Duff(5): Seemed to just run out of postion most of the time, same old. Nolan(5): Dissapeared and can barely remember him do anything. Butt(6): Some good sliding tackles however just lets himself down with his stray passing. Martins(7): It was obvious he was going to miss, he made it blatant that he would struck it to the right.However, he was our only real threat tbh. He linked up well with Lovenpants. Lovenkrands(6): Showed his pace, and as stated before linked up well with Oba. Owen(5): Ineffective, and IMO, wont save our season. I also was in disbelief at our support last night, absoultely outraged at the booing of Ameobi. Generally disgusted and couldn't believe it, honestly really upset and angered at the supports reaction to Ameobi coming on. My mate was pratically screaming at people around him to stop booing, whilst I sat their in utter embarrassment, I didn''t believe we had sanked that low. Suicidal

Can't make the Sunday event; going to Aston Villa match. Bought my Monday ticket for £9.50. Possibility of my ticket if come Monday were relegated, as i would have jumped off the Tyne Bridge!

Only wish I could see it Same, i need a wank?

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Im obsessed with young Fazzio!

I'm on my fourth 360, since it was released. I hate the 3 Red Lights of Doom. Peace.