OTF

Why the fuck are we half arse pressing so high!?

Dubravka!

They're offside there but we were so foolish, they played it back to open up space and we obliged by attempting to push forwards to close them down. We're all over the place. That for me is a dive, but they won't overrule it because it has been given on field.

Yeah I saw most of this. Good summary.

In the spirit of giving:

Merry Christmas gentlemen and ladies! Toontastic translation: Merry Christmas you absolute cunts!

Yeah a chance, but doesn't impact our overall performance. We were second best in the physical and the pace of the game was largely dictated by them. Our cohesion was well off, which is partly to be expected due to our massive injury list, but we were a bit heartless out there, like an off-brand Newcastle imitation. I know they were trying but we lost the fight and started throwing aimless hopeful haymakers way too early. Bruno extremely guilty of this, but it was across the board. Really nothing at all redeeming to take from this except that if Lascelles is just a knock we didn't add any significant injuries to the list.

Fair by the modern interpretation of VAR offside.

We were all over nothing, they started to get a bit panicked because they've not kept a clean sheet all season, but we created nothing apart from a Wilson point blank header in the first half.

Absolutely horrid game that, was an unwelcome flashback to the championship. Dog shite and we deserved nothing from it.

They've made us look weak and clueless.

To be honest we were more cohesive with Miley on than with Isak playing back to goal.

Rear naked submission?

Love Burn, but this was not a good game.

They look panicked, if only we weren't so clueless out there.

Half the time I can't tell whether Wilson is playing football or competing in a judo competition.

We're going to need some sort of divine intervention to score at this donkey shed.

Burn is gassed....

He's playing left winger.

I'd forgotten Gordon was out there.

Is that corner not just a rehash of the Alan Pardew / Mike Williamson masterpiece?

Don't know about that, but he loves to have a whinge.

Fucking hell this is a sloppy mess.

He's at his worst when he's trying to overcreate, have seen it for us and Brazil.

Looks a Gemmill's dick ahead