OTF

Eddie: "That was a really difficult game for us" ..."Not our finest moment but we have to accept it"..."Bournemouth played well, we didn't" The schedule doesn't let up after this. Let's get Tom Cruise and his special stem cell and baby blood transfusion machine in over the international break.

Wait til you see Willie Nelson.

We'll absolutely have to get someone. Can see it being a loan though and we'll need to take on an official global lubricant partner*. * Man United have one.

Pope's going to need an ice bath after this.

They've battered us all game, are up 2-0 at home and are still nervous as fuck. I don't miss that at all.

Thank fuck he's only out due to suspension.

Willock did all that hard work and then had noone to pass to. 😞

Between Lascelles and Pope we've been spared from this being embarrassing.

Howe not even tempted to play Joelinton up top.

Considering the cost and wages of their squad it's really not unbelievable at all.

Ask, and you shall receive.

Good unorthodox finish.

Fucking hell, this is terrible.

Looking for Bruno?

Not Longstaff too. FFS.

Ah, the game changer is finally on. *checks notes* come on Ben *checks notes again* Parkinson!

Dare to dream

Pretty much.

Their positioning was bad, but that's entirely down to the fact that the perfectly weighted through ball was inadvertently played by Joe Willock. Don't think you can lay any blame on them.

Unlucky deflection, but has been a long time coming, hope they bottle it now, just wish we had an option on the bench. Krafth Kracker?

Two yellows due there?

Apparently Longstaff can't be fouled.

So true.

We really need something different up top to Gordon. He's not strong enough to retain the ball back to goal against premier league central defenders. Unfortunately that doesn't exist on our bench. Honestly is Chris Wood was still in our squad he'd have started today. Thanks once again FFP.