OTF

Your missus won't be upset about you spending her winnings on a blowjob?

Not your usual German influenced style.

Felt a little niggling feeling that this could be a banana peel for us, but nothing of the sort and turned out to be just what we needed to lift spirits.

He couldn't have even if he wanted to (he didn't because he knew the contact was coming as he timed his toeing of the ball to perfection). Absolute stonewall pen.

Ballard dreaming of being sent off.

It would be better if they had white shorts and we had black.

It's clear now why his first name is "Jude's brother".

If that shot from Almiron killed O'nien, at least he'd have been Sunderland til he died.

Bruno And also confirming that they've positioned us away from the stadium mics. First thing they've got right.

Pickford looks happy

Brilliant save Dubs

Don't forget he can't tackle, or assist.

Lovely!

Depends where the stadium mics are located? Or just the Sunderland crowd have been pretty loud? After all of the being on the other end of other teams cup finals they're finally in one of their own.

That was an inch perfect cross for Joelinton that agent Ballard pumped into his own net. If he wasn’t there it was a tap in for Isak with the Senior Pearson beaten.

Must be feeling ok as he's having a right go at the linesman.

Fuck, he's injured. He's so important to us, hope it's not serious.

Man against boys

That would have been a classic

I can't not see Adam P whenever I see their GK. Same size and shape head, just their keeper has a more proportionate body.

Classic, well he shouldn't have been on the field, so fitting that he puts it into his own net. Great run Joelinton after a great feed from Gordon. Commentator again calling him "Linton"