OTF

Boumsong not being worth what we paid for him only proves we are mugs. It has very little to do with assets or liabilities, otherwise by your logic we should have paid someone 16m for them to buy us in 2007. ..and going by your logic Ashely paying £135M for Newcastle United only proves that he's a mug (which he has since re-proved over and over).

Jonas! Lovely finish. 4-1 you beauty.

Perch already has a yellow card.

They just had a glorious chance to get a second. Thankfully missed with the header.

3-0 beautiful goal. Colo threaded a lovely through ball for Barton who squared it back to Lovenkrands who put it away first touch.

Clipped his leg whilst running. One of those ones that could have been accidental, but knowing Nolan and the position they were in I doubt it was accidental. Not from the angle they showed on the tv, was nowhere near him. This is good news then. If he didn't touch him then they'll have to rescind the yellow on appeal. Assuming he doesn't pick up a second yellow

Clipped his leg whilst running. One of those ones that could have been accidental, but knowing Nolan and the position they were in I doubt it was accidental. Not from the angle they showed on the tv, was nowhere near him. I missed the replay (was probably typing on here). Fucking hell WOlves are a bunch of cheats. The sooner they're out of this league the better.

Clipped his leg whilst running. One of those ones that could have been accidental, but knowing Nolan and the position they were in I doubt it was accidental.

Jonas fed Loven down the left flank. Loven crossed to the back post and Ameobi wanted it the most. The Nolan yellow sucks (it was the right foul to make), but on the whole 2-0 up is a very good position to be (if you're not West Ham).

SHOLA!!!!

Yellow for Nolan, he misses the next two games now.

EBanks-Blake just blitzed by Willo, thankfully Ferguson got back to make a very good block. He's had a solid half.

They're really struggling with Shola... hopefully he can keep up the effort and enthusiasm.

Susprisingly a good left footed cross from Jonas then...

Good ball into the box from them just then. Simpson covered it pretty well, getting the block on the shot thankfully.

All over them. They're a shambles at the back currently. Hope we keep pushing.

YES!!!! Nolan goal... Lovely head on from Shola perfectly read by NBolan, composed finish!!

Head clash in the box apparently.. on the replay though it should have been a penalty. Came into Lovekrands back slamming him. Didn't even look as though his (their player) head was contacted, if it was it wasn't heavy. Reeks of a Steven Taylor. Should have had a penalty.

Karl Henry still a fucking cock. Good Barton free-kick Nolan's header on target but saved easily.

Been a pretty slow and dull start....

2-4 Deflection, nutmeg of Upson (in the horrors for the last 20 minutes) and Hernandez scores... wonder what it will finish at!

2-4 Deflection, nutmeg of Upson (in the horrors for the last 20 minutes) and Hernandez scores... wonder what it will finish at!

Rooney yelling at the camera: "Fucking what? ...Why...Fucking Hell" Clearly audible (the second part anyway), wonder what that was about. Looked pissed, which you wouldn;t expect having just scored a hat-trick in less than 20 minutes to take your side to the lead from 2-0 down.

Man Utd penalty from an Upson handball.. looked hind of harsh. Rooney from the spot for the hat-trick... 2-3

2-2 Rooney again. Obviously got his shooting boots on. Crappy defending from Upson, but Rooney took proper advantage of it with a quality finish. Hard to see West Ham holding on here, have to ride out the storm at the moment. Berbatov shot on..