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Brilliant. Take away Krul's arms and he's a shite keeper.

If we'd won tonight we would have been two points off a champions league place.......What dont you get? And if your Aunty had balls she'd be your uncle. But in all seriousness I hope we draw Liverpool in the first round of the Pretending to be in the Champions League Running League.

Johnny, you are a signed up fanboy and you know it I was hoping for good things from hatem tonight and the goal was great. Other than that he was shite. CT winding winding winding. Cabaye had a much less infleuntial game than HBA. Had to drop back a lot to help out the defense in posession but didn't do anything with the ball all game andd Arsenal players were skipping past him left right and centre. HBA was good in possession, could have helped out more in defense and scored a great goal. Cuntrary Twat strikes again.

Centre back is first priority. Taylor is a handy player, but is too frequently injured and certainly has his weaknesses on the pitch. Ultimately someone with some pace and height would be the perfect combination with Colo. Next priority would be to get a proper left back in, with Santon shifted to the right. Simpson's heart is in the right place, and he goes through patches where he plays well, but ultimately he lacks the defensive nous to inspire confidence. That would be stomachable if he was particularly good at getting forward, but alas sadly he is not. Amazingly with just that little bit of business we'd have improved our side a hell of a lot. We have a bit of quality in depth in other areas with Guthrie and Marveaux to return. All of the above of course is without any departures of key personnel - if any of thes were to go they could upset the balance of the side and could in some cases necessitate major changes. Those who I consider key personell are as follows (not in any particular order) Krul, Colo, Steven Taylor, Santon, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Cabaye, Cisse, Ba. This next batch would need to be replaced with like if they were moved on: Simpson, Shola*, Ryan Taylor, Gosling, Williamson, Obertan, Sammy, Vuckic** * - Won't be going anywhere. ** - Would hate to see him go, has something about him. Anyone else could leave without having much impact on the team.

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Comes across as incredibly French in that interview ...But we have a good insight into his headspace. The return from the injury only to be subsequently reinjured must have been incredibly hard.

Do a better job please. Running as smoothly as you could expect given we've had to make do with a substandard central defender and a right back who's more comfortable defending in reverse. On top of that three influential players were missing for a period on international duty. The expectation that we'll go out there every week and continually see the attacking best from all of our players is wholly unrealistic. Like going into a boxing match only concerned about the punches that you're going to throw.

Papis Cisse I think in particular could benefit from Ben Arfa's inclusion. Very early to say it, but he likes to play into space and Ben Arfa has the ability and vision to pick out the right sort of pass to find him. Jonas will drift across from his side towards the middle and will provide a nice short pass option for Ben Arfa, with Cabaye and Tiote the out ball options behind. Jonas is at his best IMO making short sharp passes as his crosses from the left don't have enough movement or pace and consequently are too often picked off by the defense. He does hav ethe ability to get in behind which is where Ben Arfa's instinct and touch could serve them both well. Arsenal are a good side, in good form but their defense is nothing special. If we can maintain enough posession to build some attacking impetus any result is possible. I do worry about marshalling van Persie, particularly if they're able to isolate him against Danny Simpson or worse Mike Williamson. Tiote should be tasked with protecting the defense... but alas I have gone way off topic.

Aye, cos there's a massive prick in them.

Has he borrowed Sol Campbell's shorts?

Fucking hell

For sure. Santon to RB, Simpson to the bench Raylor to left back. Get out. It's nearly 2AM on a Monday morning, pipe down.

For sure. Santon to RB, Simpson to the bench Raylor to left back.

Has surely earnt a starting berth in the next match. made the right decisions the majority of times today, didn't excessively dally on the ball, and completed a high percentage of his passes. Terrified the defense and added a new dimension to our attack, plus he covered the necessary ground with urgency in defense. I know we're not going to see this level of play from him on a consistent basis but it would be crazy to not try to get him to become a permanent fixture in the side IMO. For once he looked comfortable playing in a wide position as well, so that should solve the riddle of where to play him.

What makes getting the draw in a game we should have won all that more bearable is the way in which their souls will have been crushed - from thinking that they had pulled off some sort of against all odds miraculous victory (with the assistance of their 12th man) to conceding the late equaliser and losing two of their key 'players' to suspension.

Mike Dean is an absolute cunt, thought he might conspire to not give us the penalty (again). Shola should have taken it, he's a penalty specialist and he earned it. In the end a draw is not necessarily a bad result but we should ultimately have won it. Once the game settled down we were clearly the superior team even before they went down to 10. To make the hopeless refereeing worse the commentary was ridiculously one sided as well, just hopelessly bad. Great half from Ben Arfa, has surely earned himself the right to start in the next match. I would have rather that Simpson went off at he half instead of Santon, but not too bad from Pardew overall. That's hilarious that Cattermong was sent off after the whistle, complete and utter embarrassment of a 'player' he is.

Colo would be world class if he was quick. He is a world class tackler though IMO. Great judge of when to stick his foot in, stalks his prey then moves in for the kill - as opposed to Simpson who will never make the move.

Excellent news and good timing that will hopefully give a boost to them both.

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It's his face that gies the biggest impression of the weight coming on. It's consistent with his lazy performances of late.

Are there any teams out there that could have not qualified in the same circumstances? Already having one of the largest wage bills in the league and then spending an exorbitant amount of money on bringing players in?

Maybe someone needs to come out and tell Ben Arfa that he's not very good, give him a point to prove.

I'm almost certain that his left leg is a prosthetic operated by James Perch from the bench.

Yeah no way that that is going to happen, though I kind of agree it would be the best place for him in terms of potency in attack. However with two strikers up front and HBA in behind I'd say there would be a very good chance that the midfield would be overrun and Williamson would be horribly exposed.