OTF

Came racing across and grabbed him by the throat, no idea why.

Sunderland fans, whose main source of joy is the misfortune of others doing the Poznan.... poetry in motion.

How's does the choke from Man Utd rate?

WTF Tim Cahill. Came racing across to grab Cabaye by the throat and rightfully got a red for his troubles. Maybe his kid was flipping the balls back?

Despite looking half his weight Jonas has won every encounter with Fellaini.

Never mind Everton who's only European match will be in Swansea.

Superb defending Jonas.

Lively and can pick a pass. Looks sharp despite the time out.

On their stadium 'Evertonians are born not created' FFS.

20 left.

Hilarious own goal from Hibbert. 3-1

Wonderful ball from Marveaux. Ba should have had a first time crack.

These commentators man.

3-0. Goal to the Cunt. No defending.

Good play from Ba there on two separate occassions.

Yep. Even with his good period he was still a disaster of a signing for us.

Yep, Heitinga still a cunt.

Smash the glass 20 minutes into the half. But put him on for a striker not a midfielder.

I think we should come out calm in the second half for the first few minutes, try to slowly work ourselves into form. If we come out all guns blazing they're more like;y to keep their intencity but if we drop off they might slacken off. Tactically we're being pulled out of position through players closing down when they shouldn't be, consequently pulling us well out of position. They're then capitalising on the created space. Though the goals have been fortuitous and dodgy they deserve a lead so we shouldn't feel too hard done by. Ba and Cisse as a front two are not working, so that needs to change. Cabaye and Tiote are not playing well in the middle. Ben Arfa is getting the ball with no space to work, and with few out options. They're double or triple teaming him constantly so it would be perfect to have Cabaye in behind offering an out that can then move the ball into the space created. It Tiote doesn't improve I'd be getting him off and brining on someone more attack minded, in the sense of scoring and not in the sense of attacking their players which could easily see Tiote take an early shower if he keeps it up in the second. The crowd and our play have really brought the referee and linemen onto their side.

So annoying that their first was a deflection. Shot had no chance otherwise.

Cabaye apologised to the ball boy.

Fellaini having a sook. Beauticians everywhere cringing.

Amazing pass there from Perch.

Cisse and Ba getting in each others way out there.

Fucking blind linesman.