OTF

On their stadium 'Evertonians are born not created' FFS.

20 left.

Hilarious own goal from Hibbert. 3-1

Wonderful ball from Marveaux. Ba should have had a first time crack.

These commentators man.

3-0. Goal to the Cunt. No defending.

Good play from Ba there on two separate occassions.

Yep. Even with his good period he was still a disaster of a signing for us.

Yep, Heitinga still a cunt.

Smash the glass 20 minutes into the half. But put him on for a striker not a midfielder.

I think we should come out calm in the second half for the first few minutes, try to slowly work ourselves into form. If we come out all guns blazing they're more like;y to keep their intencity but if we drop off they might slacken off. Tactically we're being pulled out of position through players closing down when they shouldn't be, consequently pulling us well out of position. They're then capitalising on the created space. Though the goals have been fortuitous and dodgy they deserve a lead so we shouldn't feel too hard done by. Ba and Cisse as a front two are not working, so that needs to change. Cabaye and Tiote are not playing well in the middle. Ben Arfa is getting the ball with no space to work, and with few out options. They're double or triple teaming him constantly so it would be perfect to have Cabaye in behind offering an out that can then move the ball into the space created. It Tiote doesn't improve I'd be getting him off and brining on someone more attack minded, in the sense of scoring and not in the sense of attacking their players which could easily see Tiote take an early shower if he keeps it up in the second. The crowd and our play have really brought the referee and linemen onto their side.

So annoying that their first was a deflection. Shot had no chance otherwise.

Cabaye apologised to the ball boy.

Fellaini having a sook. Beauticians everywhere cringing.

Amazing pass there from Perch.

Cisse and Ba getting in each others way out there.

Fucking blind linesman.

Our players are trying way too hard to close the ball down when they don't have a realistic chance of getting to it. Annoying each and every time.

Our defense is pushing too high up the pitch and they're loving the resulting space.

Jonas made the space for the shot and would have had Howard beat if he could have curled it properly with his left.

at Gibson's reaction - as though he puts them in from 30 yards every other time.

The way the crowd are in this and the way our players are at the minute they're going to get every call going their way. We need to pass the ball around a bit to settle the game and the crowd down.

And that's 2-0.

Cabaye just shoved their ball boy... errr. Silly even if he was being a twat.

Cisse is really having a real nightmare with his passing.