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What's that got to do with twitter?

Looks like a shit indie film and is a shit indie film. Had some interesting & funny scenes but as a narrative the pacing was all over the place and the story was contrived. I really wanted to like it. The involvement of the Porsche was excellent though.

Nice comeback. So Ferguson was the answer this week because he didn't play, Marveaux was the answer last week when he didn't feature. Ferguson has only had an impact from the bench, when starting he's been anonymous in attack and positonally poor defensively. Noone expects much more from a young inexperienced player, except you that is. Nevermind that anyway as your record indicates that the higher the praise today the sharper your cat claws will be tomorrow when the wind changes. But congratulations on getting the attention that you so crave.

You absolute nonsense spouting bell-end. Did you not see the conclusion to last season then?

Hope not.

We've not had a meaningful chance all game.

Is CT still a WUM?

That was better from Marveaux

That was close.

It really was, he made it too easy for Bassong. A back pedaling CB should be bread and butter for him.

Hopefully Williamson will learn from that not to send clearing headers down the middle of the pitch.

Heartless for hearty.

Poor Anita competing for a header in midfield....

Perhaps they've not figured out who Obertan is playing for yet.

He looks like he's playing for the first time with a new team every week. Cue Pardew saying he's 'like' a new signing.

They're obviously pushing up because they think it will help us score, should know better than that. Not sure who Cabaye should replace when he comes on, but with Cisse's current form we're seeming toothless with noone on the bench to change that.

It was worrying how much space they had there, no reason for us to have had both fullbacks so far up the pitch at once.

Apparently we only had 39% possession there. That does not seem right. Not a lot of final third quality from either team. I'd dare say we look the most potent, but it's comparing current day Pele to a current day wet sock as it stands.

Williamson's hair having a 'mare.

Fook me... That corner from Anita ...

Worth a shout off the bench, nothing more at this stage.

We absolutely must try to wrestle some positive momentum from this match. The injection of Debuchy and the return of Cabaye could be central to this. The return of Jonas can only help Colo get back on track on the pitch, can only hope he doesn't cop a hard time from traveling supporters - last thing him and the club need.

I really enjoyed Inglourious Basterds and am of the opinion that if you watched it and didn't enjoy it; you probably had pre-formed an opinion or you're an uptight arsewad, or worse one of those anti-popular culture conceited dick heads.

I was responding to Dr Kimble with that part, but was too lazy to make that clear. The Germans would no doubt have some very clinical medical professionals.