OTF

Wonder if we can sneak Pardew into their room for the rousing half time demotivational speech.

Thanks Newcastle United, I'm comfort eating chips (crisps) at 3:20 in the morning.

The only hope is that they come out flat because they'll feel this one is in the bag. We're all familiar with that 'tactic'.

I'm not defending Pardew, but you can expect professional footballers to have better ideas than lumping balls forward, yes. Fuck off commentators regarding Glen Johnson there 'glen Johnson just as much the guilty party' he's the instigator you fucking biased wank.

He's not great positionally, shouldn't have come so far off his line for their first, but he's better than Krul with his distribution.

Yeah, just about no cohesion out there, as though they've barely played together.

Here's a card for Jonas, makes it easier to take him off instead of Perch then - either for HBA ASAP IMO at least have a crack before the half.

I can see him now majestically rising above their defender to get a glancing header on.... to no one. Perch OMG what a shocker. Get him off please.

30 minutes, no chances created 2 goals conceded, points required, no movement on the bench where our most talented player sits.

This long ball from central isn't working, so let's keep putting it in there. Surely each additional failure will eventually persuade their defense that we cannot possible try the same ball again and then blam we hit them with it and if all goes to plan we win a corner. Half a goal a corner is...

Steven Taylor is treading a ridiculous fine line trying to play the offside trap against players much faster. In other news Sturridge is a cath word.

October 2011. When we last scored from a corner apparently.

Atrocious positioning in defense at first glance, the run was telecast.

Fucking hell, Henderson too.

Fucking hell.

What an absolute nightmare of a game. Defensively we were suspect all game. They lifted and our players weren't able to. Offside being incorrectly called really hurt us but all things considered it would be tough to argue that the better side on the day didn't win.

Looks a very attacking side, with some excellent options on the bench who can change things up.

Don't feed the troll.

The above view is the subjective opinion of a nincompoop and is not shared by Toontastic.

Nice post JawD.