OTF

Yes! Papiss!

Cabaye, just beautiful.

Tiote, ridiculous.

We've been very ordinary so far.

Ben Arfa out with a 'dead leg'.

Too much sitting and not enough standing I think you'll find. But I will not imagine wiping that thing, I just won't.

at this thread. A woman can't back to front wipe obviously, but a man, unless he's a mong can go either way. I'm traditionally a sitter, but have experimented with standing. To be more accurate I'd call it squatting as you can maintain the same sitting stance while improving the angle and at the same time it's good for your quadriceps. Sitting is lazier than this variation of squatting/standing but both can be effective.

This thread is both a crack up, and a crack down.

Now try to blame Pardew for what you're alleging and your job is done.

Shitty shit shit. Defensive calamity for the goal.

Elliot, Debuchy, S.Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon, Tiote, Cabaye © Gutierrez, Sissoko, Gouffran, Cisse Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, Perch, Anita, Marveaux, Obertan, Shola Ameobi

Yep, my local team has just won 8 straight and only had the upper hand in possession once.

Swansea under Rodgers would have been so hard to support, sideways and backwards passing the football out of the game through Rodgers possession wins matches philosophy. Well no, it doesn't win them but can make you less likely to lose them. In the meantime you're more likely to bore the socks off anyone unfortunate enough to be watching.

That's a shame, seems it's been two weeks away for the last month and a bit.

Two of them were resultant from out and out assaults.

Taking it one game at a time.

So nothing major then.

Just need to score from a set piece now!

Yes, today he displayed his attacking ability, vision and confidence going forward. Good to see.

Could drop a few pounds.

Job done.

We'll take it

Come on Cabaye... Yes! Now hold on!!!

Lucky not to be another. Santon - no left foot, didn't even stick it out there.

Got a good chuckle out of that clip thanks Meenzer