OTF

9 and a half minutes for us to start. Game on now.

Almost 7 minutes in and we've not played any football.

Fuck

Start Ben Arfa in the middle again, but switch him after five minutes to the right. Although he wasn't great against Liverpool early in he game he pulled them out of position, contributing to the space out other players were enjoying.

We were surprising the better team from the get go. Liverpool's setup really did not seem to work at all, so despite them being regarded as having superior players they were second best. M'Biwa's foul was just plain silly. What we got after that was still surprisingly good considering we played more than half of the game a man down against a side who turned us over 6-0 less than six months ago. Dummet's finish was as composed as you'll see from a world class finisher, absolutely stoked for him. Plenty of nail biting moments late on, escaping with a point under the circumstances is a very good result. M'Biwa would want to be apologising his butt off to the rest of the team.

From gunshot wounds?

They often make us look silly. Hope it doesn't happen again.

Amazing composure.

I was out of the room for their goal. Evidently I have to take that all back!

Very important result there thanks to two wonderful Remy goals. At this rate it will be devestating when he heads back to London at the end of the season. For all his limitations Williamson has handled himself well in the last two games. His height and header winning ability is a clear advantage when he's on the pitch.

1990s in a first run on my phone. Austin Powers Dumb and Dumber Edward Scissorhands Home Alone Ghost Junior Look Who's Talking Men in Black Nutty Professor Pulp Fiction Quiz Show Speed Trainspotting Usual Suspects Wayne's World X-Files the Movie You've Got Mail Zorro

The first thing you notice about someone is their shoes? When they have a head like Obertan..... I wouldn't mind M'Biwa being stuck out on the left. Despite him being pretty poor at the back he should at least be more defensively inclined than Santon who lost interest in defending mid-way through last season.

I loved Lydia's phone call.

Everyone asleep there and a cracking shot from Cabaye.

Williamson on for M'Biwa. Cabaye on for Ben Arfa who has a slight knock apparently.

Is Pardew responsible for the goals conceded? Was he responsible for the goals conceded last week?

All of the goals have been completely avoidable. All of them down to poor defending. It's like it's a training run out there for the players, the way they're playing indicates they really don't care what the result is.

Can it get worse?

Once you discount them being better, fitter, faster, stronger and more interested.

Could we be any softer through the middle?

Dodgy dodgy tackle from coleman

Extremely poor. Krul probably should have saved that as well.

A fitting ending. I'm mostly just sad that it's over. A little sentimentality after 5 seasons was welcome as far as I'm concerned. Err, spoilers and all that.. It was the first time we see Walt openly admit his biggest shortcoming and own up to the lie he had been feeding all (including himself) for so long.

Turn your computer off when you're on the Playstation/xbox and vice versa deaders!