OTF

Dummet great cross that appeared to ricochet off some posts in slightly off coloured Brazil kits that they oddly set up in the area.

15/16. We've got at least one more season at the top to savour these stunning performances.

There's two good things about this game from our perspective; Elliot's put in a good showing; and it's one game closer to the offseason where my weekends won't be bothered by such embarrassing performances.

Winning mentality!

Nice run and pass from Anita.

And the fun continues. Backing off Lallana, seems like a good defensive strategy right?

It's lucky we had a reasonable first half of the season with Cabaye. This lot appear like they'd roll over and play dead in a relegation battle.

If only that was the case. Although as a fan I don't know if I'd want to play with that lot at the moment.

14 attempts from them to 0 from us. 37% possession, no corners. Why am I watching this at almost 3 in the morning?

A half decent manager would have taken him off after 10 minutes, he's been that bad.

Sissoko running like a gazelle down the sideline, then passing like a gazelle... Then at the other end M'Boumsong keeps their player onside and it's two on the keeper to finally get one past Elliot.

Nice save Elliot, how they didn't score then.... If we hold on until the break who knows what Pard's winning mentality can do for the lads in the change room

Sissoko not happy about a handball from them, so throws their player down. After play is stopped another of their players comes in with a late two footed challenge that on first glance looked a candidate for a red, and nothing comes of it.

Santon's on the bench, he's returning from illness not injury so get him out there post haste.

Aye good work from Gouffran up until he completely missed the ball trying to side foot the pass.

It happens. I'd probably have a similar response.

Ben Arfa showed some haste an desire in that bit of defense

Wonder what their shot count is... We're not even at the races.

So far he could have nicked off and hosted a BBQ and no one would have known he was gone.

Our players shouting at each other... They should be thanking their lucky stars they've not conceded.

Gouffran's pass... Woeful. Are we taking the piss here?

Must be 6 or 7 now. If we start defending they'll have no chance!

Poor Ben Arfa having to work with a pretend full back down the right. I really don't want to give him a hard time, but surely there is someone better suited to play RB...

Defenders are just watching out there...

Surely it can't continue like this for much longer without them scoring. Elliot straight into the thick of it, doing well to still have a clean sheet.