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Chill pill Scoobos, noone has said Pardew is the only problem. At the moment though he's the biggest immediate cause of shite match days.

Maybe they'll broadcast some actual football (amongst the 85% off adverts) on the big screen as a welcome distraction from our game.

Barely needed to get out of bed to win this.

Hey, he might cost us two goals a game with defensive errors, but think of all the gold he's spinning at the other end with his set piece involvement!

Players clearly don't give a shit. If Pardew doesn't go Mike Ashley is taking the piss.

The attitude and intensity level of the players here will indicate their position in relation to Pardew.

Bit harsh to judge any one player in our current side.

Just flicked to the other games, Sunderland had 28% possession with one shot on goal and are 1-1 with Tottenham.

Plus, let's not upset the fantastic momentum the incumbents have built up.

"We was here with a aim to impoove on last season, and we has under difficult circumstances."

Sissoko should have scored there. Good run.

This commentary is inconceivably actually worse than our defence.

We're hilariously bad.

Feels like we've not strung more than two passes together all game. Fucking ill informed commentators going on about how most of the pressure is on Pardew because he's not from the North East and the rest is because of unrealistic expectations. Bell ends.

Fucking hell we're a complete shambles

This gave me an uncontrollable chuckle. Thanks.

Any publicity is good publicity! Headline: Janmaat error costs Dutch. Sub: Sports Direct records record profits

Double drace At half time with Newcastle trailing 0-2 Jonas emerges from the tunnel wearing his Spider-man mask. He has a blinder combining with Cabella to create two goals for Ferreyra (one off each cheek). In injury time he goes on a trademark hazy run (the type that results in slow motion black and white youtube tributes) resulting in Schneiderlin tripping over his own legs. He dinks the ball over the helpless keeper into the back of the net and instead of pulling out his Spider-man mask to celebrate he removes his Jonas mask to reveal it was Ferguson all along. Should have known from the end product! Southampton launch an immediate appeal and get the 3 points while Newcastle are docked 20.

Pure speculation on my behalf, but I'd assume with all the non-english speaking players we have Mike wanted a similarly non-english speaking manager and that's why we've ended up with Pardew.

Can someone go get Roeder from Rotterdam?

Never goes into a challenge. Only way he could injure himself is running away to a corner and tripping on the ball doing a stepover.

Does anybody care anymore? A season in the.championship was more fun tbh.

http://imgur.com/a/S4EdB http://imgur.com/a/plwh9

I'm intrigued to see their price point. For me they're very poor value for money at the current going rate and I can't see them meeting the market price for a high end phone. There's a.few argument that say they need not, mostly sales but also the reliability and consistency of IOS. For me they're severely hamstrung by not having expandable memory and then charging excessively more for the same device with not that much more on-board storage. The minor and decreasing quirks of Android can easily be stomached when coupled with the much better pricing and form factor/screen size options.

Turns out our roster is full already, so we need not speculate about any signings