OTF

"We was expecting a lot of fings from Leicester, but we wasn't expecting that the hostiles was going to wreck our new telly. Fank heavens Mike was able to fix it for us, but the damage wuz done and they was spared from us inflicting untold damage."

Budapest is better and cheaper than Vienna and Prague.

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing us get relegated, but I'm not deluded enough to think that it would result in the sale of the club. I think the most likely scenarios that would instigate a sale of the club are Sports Direct going bankrupt or Ashley deciding to sell off his Sports Direct holdings. Both of these seem unlikely at the moment.

If we're honest he's lucky that Williamson isn't French.

Next time I read this thread he'll probably be receiving the ballon d'or such is the trajectory of his career over than last number of weeks. I can only dare to dream of a time where we would sign players such as him.

Looks like he's been playing with it for us...

A taxi driver starved of attention with a unique variation of body dismorphia who's probably a decent person in real life.

Riviere should have done a lot better there.

Great cross from Ameobi also.

Colback for Riviere actually seems a logical change to make. Unfortunately it's unlikely to change the attitude and teamwork of the rest of the team.

Krul has every right to be furious with our defense this game.

The Coloccini elbow; its appearance a mainstay of his nightmare games.

Shocking we now have a wide player on each side.

Cisse goes to ground and looks silly, Dummett not to be outdone does the same and looks hilarious.

Right through the middle they go again. I suppose Pardew can only dream about having players like Routledge at his disposal.

Just how we're even in this is incomprehensible given the imbalance in the game. Pardew will somehow see this as confirmation that this approach is working.

Pappis... That's some finish.

I almost audibly groaned when he tried that. If Richards did his hamstring he'd still have got to the ball first.

Coloccini shaping up to have one of his stinkers.

I need to correct myself, they didn't make it look easy - it was easy.

And at the other end they make it look easy.

Good positive direct play from Obertan. Missed though.

If he wanted to relegate the club why buy any players? Pardew hasn't been sacked because Ashley believes he'll keep us up which is all he's concerned with as it affects the bottom line so severely. Only a fool would intentionally devalue the club to sell it. Ashley is a lot of things but a fool isn't one if them.

They've outsourced most of their media; it's now routinely issued on the ground at dairy farms with reduced costs and superior accuracy so everyone wins.

Williamson can't be dropped no matter how many goals we concede. How depressing.