OTF

46 year old lad, unless you're talking about the other fight. Can't believe a 46 year old was still fighting.

MF. After I called Shelvey a cunt the other week he's turned it all around. The thread title effect seems to work at an individual player level too.

Microwaving bacon.... you're doing it wrong buddy.

I'd hazard a guess he's about 18 in the pic, now spill the beans already...

Blast from the past, but my son did this twice before I properly implemented controls to prevent it. Both times Amazon promptly refunded it, the first time after my email they unreservedly apologised and gave me a voucher for USD$20 (it was for the US Amazon prime). I was pretty happy with the service, though no voucher the second time around. Also, there was no voucher the first time I just wanted to rile you up.

This is a massive result.

He's incredibly clumsy it seems, Sissoko level technique.

Infuriating stuff that.

Chunk Tiote on.

Thanks linesman!

How does Diame miss that? He's had an absolute shocker.

He's not a bad player also.

Really liking the look of Yedlin.

Yep, in a game where we've had plenty of ball he's not been involved in anything meaningful. I'm a bit worried about Shelvey carrying a yellow into the second half though.

Yeah, the only reason he wasn't carded was that he'd done absolutely nought to that point.

This, so much this.

Great pressure from Gayle, but he bottled the one on one. Thereafter Diame had the look of Shola on a bad day in the box.

Ball into a dangerous area Yedlin. Pretty sloppy game so far, we've been the better side but haven't strung much together so very nice to get that goal.

... and he's no longer even a good player. For someone paid so much money surely he should have a better looking fake head of hair. Club and country need to move on.

The term Mary Sue was gender neutral as far as I knew. It's kinda the character equivalent of deus ex machina.

Sam is there because he's deluded enough to avoid the pressure the media puts on the England manager. His stubborn pig headedness is part of what helped Sunderland avoid relegation.

I like the fact that the team will change, I always find it annoying when a side remains unchanged because last start they got "a result". Plenty of the time there are weak performers that hold their spot without reason other than someone jagging a goal, or a keeper having a blinder. This should also keep them keen and competing for places. It's nice to have what seems at this stage like a pretty well balanced squad.

A fair few quick players have been bought which is good, pace is something we've lacked. There's no substitute for speed, though meth is similar is some respects.

Reported.