OTF

Rob Elliot is going to put on 10lbs comfort eating when he gets home after watching this performance from Dubravka.

Tight offside call there.

I thought the same on that, but in replay their defender (was it Jones?) may have just missed it.

Yeah it was definitely in the box. Don't think it was West Ham officiating this one. Half time analysis 'confirms' it was a nailed on penalty. Even Sherwood the smug prick agrees, then says you get what you deserve in the end before immediately saying that you could say the big clubs get all the decisions.

The difference between going down softly and diving is slim, especially when the media build a case on you for the latter because it suits their hyperbolic 'analysis'.

Gayle has an unsubstantiated reputation for diving. If he had a different coloured shirt he'd have won us a few this season.

The composure from Dubravka for that save was immense. We're being refereed like we're the away team, and we're lepers.

Well done Dubravka, warning shot there.

Ritchie swing and a miss. WILD!

If Perez had another three or thirty second time on the ball there they could have been in danger.

Diame's our best January signing in the last few years.

Good save de gea

What a soft prick Martial.

Could probably do with a few jogs as well.

Life is peaceful there.

Benteke's hands are all over Clark as well, pathetic officiating. We have no composure at all, lucky to not have lost that with the way we played the second half.

Clark makes amends for the penalty (that should never have been).

Darlow's kicking here started poorly and is somehow gettong worse. Poor balls back to him most of the time, but he is brutalising them even allowing for that.

For someone so short Yedlin's balance is lacking.

Against us? About once every other month. For us approximately never.

We need a time out. Shambolic at the moment.

Wonder why it was Kenedy he took off. Dummett clearly annoyed by the soft penalty against Clark, letting Townsend have it. Speaking of Townsend, what's going on with his 'hair'?

That is soft as fuck. Bullshit.

Aye, when he gets a sniff of the full ball in that sort of position he commits 100% to it and it's beautiful to watch. Most of the time the attacking player knows it's coming and if they know what's good for them they'll get out of the way.

Talk about living dangerously...