OTF

Ahhhhhh, the magic of being shit.

Tidy finish. Great ball for him.

I watched the whole way through. I didn't hate it (through sheer force of will). I wish he tried to make a proper movie though (and one without his daughter) but that ship has seemingly sailed and we're left with self flagellating shadows of attempts at in-jokes and 'actors' phoning it in.

Yeah, reset your expectations you ungrateful pricks. Keep giving money to the club who have set a target on promotion at the cost of playing anything resembling football. Why care if we're atrocious to watch you absolute bastards, look at all of those glorious points! CELEBRATE a job well done. We are after all, a company and not a football club.

Hope it doesn't catch on, it'll destroy the game. They've blown loads of chances so far, we're lucky to still be in it. Ginola's looking good.

Can you imagine the absolute bollocking Ritchie would have given a teammate for that free kick?

Longstaff and Hayden were by far our best midfield pairing last season, obviously injuries have played a part, but they've barely had any time together this season.

At least it's not 3AM for you.

It has been a very tough season to watch.

About 5 crosses for one semi decent one for Yedlin. Not a great header from Joelinton, made the save super easy for Krul. That said it was better than his previous header which was heading out for a throw in.

Under the pump already.

Will you ever learn....

Looks bang average on youtube, so he'll either be a worldy or he'll fit right in.

If he plays his cards right he might Nab a spot in Jetro's Testimonial.

Honestly the technique of Schar, Lejeune and even Fernandez is better than our actual striking options. Positionally they'd no doubt be a bit all over the place and probably not too keen on covering huge amounts of ground, but Bruce is just the type of visionary to start one of them up front. The players would be up for it for sure.

Unbelievable! After a painfully bad corner (our first of the game) a great cross from ASM and three points that will keep the pressure off and make a huge difference in our season (IMO).

It seems to be perpetually in that opening 5 minute, feeling each other phase.

He falls over an awful lot.

As one of our leading goal scorers Fernandez should have done better with that.

Shelvey tracking back and making a good tackle, impressive.

Nice ball in from Almiron, Joe couldn't get above it enough, close though, can't VAR just give it to him?

Given how little posession we'll have, how long do you give it before his first: (A) Foul (B) Yellow (C) Verbal assault on a teammate (D) Physical assault on a teammate

Looked relatively innocuous, hopefully just impact because he looked either in significant pain or devastated immediately after. As I say that the stretcher comes out. ...at least Ritchie is back I suppose.

We look particularly frenetic thus far, bodes well. Geez, Willems is done by the looks.

Let's be honest, we deserve to be in the shit the way we've been playing. If it wasn't for the defenders scoring above and beyond our position would match our quality of play and we'd already be down there. In terms of dodging relegation and slowing the rot this was a key result and point.