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Aye, even if it does get to Carroll, what's the point? He'll have half a field to cover and three defenders to beat.

Conceded 8 shots already.... it's like pinball each time they put the ball into our box, just waiting for the ball to fall to them.

At least you didn't get up at 3:30AM and pay for a new subscription just to watch it.

Incredibly long odds for them to even qualify for the ACN.

Fruit loops.

I ran into big Al in a sports store in Sydney, strangely he was standing at the end of a rather lengthy queue.

Agreed. It's almost like smb is biased... or maybe just a huge Joelinton fan

You're right, but Gerrard, as much as I hated the high pants diving twat, was a class above Henderson.

Yep, this is why he is so good, strength, balance and explosive acceleration. Most others would go down and take their chances at winning a free-kick where-as he will keep his feet and the ball. Here's hoping he can form a good partnership with someone, on the surface I'm not sure we have the right player for that at the moment. It needs to be someone with a good footballing brain so that rules out many of our lot...

Bit of a horror show there from Dubravka

Lovely stuff, terrible tracking for them. Good to see Dwight score.

Haven't carved any clear chances, ASM looks most likely for us to create something. Pretty dull so far.

Apologies for creating a new thread for this when there is already an existing one, but a piece of news as key as this is for the future of the club deserves a thread of its own IMO. Can you believe it, after all these years we've finally officially released Jack facking Colback. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-jack-colback-sterry-released-18473162

A very strange feeling; - Watching us win a game comfortably - Being clearly the better team throughout - Joelinton scoring

Standing novation for Joelinton on his way off and a huge cheer from the crowdmaster 3000, great to see for the lad.

Well played Joelinton and Almiron.

He's actually put himself about quite well throughout.

Fallen asleep there again.

Go for the jugular against this "second best defense in the league" pack of frauds. Bring on Muto.

Cracker Ritchue!

Thankfully a terrible header there, the first time they've threatened scoring all game.

Haha the ghost of Boumsong in defense there, after the commentary team had flapped on for ages about how great a defensive side they are.

Second yellow, the other was for the handbags with Joey earlier.

Ritchie's hair is straight out of a 90s rom com. Good contribution from Joey there.

At least the studio acknowledged the obvious shirt grabbing when Almiron went down.