OTF

Talking about Bowen who they're suggesting could be an absolute bargain at 25M, surely not?

Oh dear Jamaal.

Pfft don't bring facts into this!

Think they're locked on to stay up now, not that I particularly care either way.

Migs shuts the gate.

Hitting 40 points triggers the bonus of a Whopper value meal for each player. Cheese included if you scored.

Certainly looks much more comfortable.

Aye, we're conspiring to let them back into this.

Could there be a bigger contrast in two performances than these?

They're terrible, ASM making three of them look silly and putting it on a platter for Longstaff.

One of the crack commentary team shocked about Joelinton being out wide and wondering when he'll move back into his natural central position, saying he looks uncomfortable every time he gets the ball and suggesting that Bruce was just trying to mess with Bournemouth by starting him there...

Nice start.

The Teacher's Pet became a little repetitive towards the end, then it was taken down in Australia for reasons that will become apparent if you listen to it. It's intriguing but could have been even better if it was a little more tightly edited and didn't become a bit of a victim of its own success.

25 going on 45.

I used to have a dog that would bite me whenever we were on the sofa. It didn't sit well with me.

My 7yo son wanted me to wake him up to watch the game with me this morning (3:30AM), it would have just been a case of him sleeping next to me whilst it was on anyway, but I decided against waking him at all. When he woke up later he asked me if we were going to watch the game, I quickly changed the topic.

Absolutely shocking miss that.

Didn't want to win anyway, we need to focus on the take-over, that's the priority.

Now what?

Don't be so dramatic, this is hardly a game.

Let's be positive! Darlow is going to get 10 games of experience out of this 90 minutes.

Aye, even if it does get to Carroll, what's the point? He'll have half a field to cover and three defenders to beat.

Conceded 8 shots already.... it's like pinball each time they put the ball into our box, just waiting for the ball to fall to them.

At least you didn't get up at 3:30AM and pay for a new subscription just to watch it.

Incredibly long odds for them to even qualify for the ACN.